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RHOC: Respect, Loyalty and what are lamb fries? Ryan Culberson and Brianna torture Vicki some more…/groan

Ok, why is Ryan Culberson and his pet *ehem* wife still filming RHOC?  Please go away…your fifteen minutes are over. The only difference between Ryan/Brianna and Vicki/Brooks is about 30 years and … Continue reading

June 10, 2014 · 3 Comments

RHOM: Season 3 Reunion Wrap Up…I kno it’s late…so what! Welcome to Miami!

Due to the necessary intake of ibuprophen this season I wouldn’t be surprized if a biopsy of my liver got confused with one from Ramona Singer… This season we were treated … Continue reading

February 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

ANTM: Boring, Still Fails at Social Media and the Manson Family Photoshoot

Social Media is Still Fails Ok, riddle me this Top Model…just from a practical standpoint, how is this supposed to sell clothes? I mean I get it, you’re trying to come … Continue reading

August 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

Bad Girls All Star Battle: Why is Ray J famous, Tanishas stupid weave…plus ShanRock

Dear Tanisha Thomas, I don’t give a shit how expensive it is or how many poor Brazilian girls sold their hair to make it happen…this weave looks stupid as hell.  … Continue reading

July 24, 2013 · 4 Comments

RHOC: Brooks’ pornstar adventure, Lauri Peterson’s gossip and Vicki’s daughter Brianna should grow up!

Quick word about Tamra’s wedding dress shopping The whole time I’m crossing my fingers saying to myself “Oh please Gretchen don’t try on a dress, oh pls Gretchen don’t try … Continue reading

July 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!

Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you.  I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun.  You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous! … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!

Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 1 Comment

Project Runway Teams Edition…or as I call it, Project Runway’s Troll Season…haha

I’m going to be honest, I almost skipped this season altogether because as soon as I saw Laura Kathleen parading around as a hostess or casting panel judge or whatever … Continue reading

March 31, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOBH: Dear Kyle Richards, grow up, put Faye Resnick away and do your own dirty work!

Kyle is obnoxious, childish and does a pretty good job of hiding her responsibility when it comes to manipulating people and stirring the pot.  Kyle will only defend someone when … Continue reading

March 31, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOV: Mary and Ronnie’s friendship… and Amanda ‘Lemmiwinks’ Hansen attacks Mary

First they make up, then they break up, when the girls are around Ronnie is team Jody but when she’s alone with Mary she sings a different song. Really Ronnie … Continue reading

March 24, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Phaedra’s Donkey Booty Phine Body vs Kenya’s Stallion Booty Bootcamp Workout Videos

Kenya Moore’s “Booty Boot Camp” released on March 5th…directly competing with Phaedra and Apollo Nida’s “Phine Body” donkey booty workout series. And here’s just the facts, a side by side … Continue reading

March 13, 2013 · 5 Comments

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Rolaskatox, and how Schtick is Diluting Drag

WTF is up with the quality of wigs this season?!?!?!  While some are epic, most of them are making my eyes bleed. Also… I haven’t blogged about this show because Ru-Paul is … Continue reading

March 11, 2013 · 2 Comments

Rachael Zoe vs Brad Goerski vs Taylor Jacobson

Honestly, I stopped watching Rachael Zoe because of Brad Goerski and what he did to Taylor Jacobson. I like Rachael but I saw straight through Brad when he was on HER … Continue reading

March 9, 2013 · 3 Comments

Vanderpump Rules: Jax Cheated on Stassi & Admits Getting Girl Pregnant in Vegas!

Why did Jax come clean?  I’ll tell you why… After knocking up a porn-star in Vegas and having two weeks of the best sex of his life with Laura-Leigh (who should probably … Continue reading

March 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOV: Amanda’s birthday, Jody’s still obsessed and Ioulia buying friendship w/a $300 Alexander McQueen scarf??

Happy birthday Amanda!  You’ve taken your first steps out of Jody’s rectum but beware, precious Lemmiwinks, the journey is far from over! You are no longer boring me to death. Although … Continue reading

March 2, 2013 · 7 Comments

BGC: Sloppy strippers club…Jerry comes to visit

Is it possible to get an STD from watching tv?  This season of the Bad Girls Club is starting to scare me… Every time I watch an episode I feel like … Continue reading

February 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

BGC: Bad Girls Club or Sloppy Drunk Slut’s Club?

You be the judge… Really, this show is trying my patience.  I’ve watched every episode of this show.  Yeah, not entirely proud of that but I’m sure that my resume … Continue reading

February 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

Meet America’s Next Top Model

Ok this season’s first episode was just as crazy as any other…not crazy as in exciting, crazy as in just plain crazy.  Senseless screaming from adult women over another adult … Continue reading

September 8, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Silly LuAnne…doesn’t really speak French

Je t’adore ma belle mais enfin, arrête déjà de jouer comme tu parle français… Nothing really worth mentioning this week except for the fact that we were subjected, firsthand, to LuAnne’s atrocious … Continue reading

August 31, 2012 · 2 Comments