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RHONJ: Season 5 is boring me to death and Rich Wakile is full of shit.

“There’s been rumors out there that I don’t write my own blogs…and that I don’t cook.  Really?” ~Theresa Guidice Ok. Let’s cut the shit. Here’s the formula for Season 5 … Continue reading

July 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

Honey Booboo Haters and the Fortress of Toilet Paper

I get it, fat white poor people are supposed to be invisible.  You aren’t supposed to see them except for in Wal-Mart at 3am when you’re taking anonymous pictures for some … Continue reading

November 22, 2012 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Phaedra’s ASSets aka the Donkey Booty Diaries

Phaedra’s come a long way from lying about her date of conception to insinuate that she didn’t get knocked up before her wedding…and I’m really loving her fabulousness! I’ve decided that … Continue reading

November 21, 2012 · Leave a comment