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RHONJ: Teresa and Joe Giudice fraud, innocent children and why I think Joe Gorga hates Juicy Joe

Wow.  This is really sad.  I mean at first I was laughing my ass off…but wow.  I always knew Teresa and Joe Giudice were about as legitimate as Tareq and Michaele Salahi … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Season 5 is boring me to death and Rich Wakile is full of shit.

“There’s been rumors out there that I don’t write my own blogs…and that I don’t cook.  Really?” ~Theresa Guidice Ok. Let’s cut the shit. Here’s the formula for Season 5 … Continue reading

July 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: The Deadbeat Manzo Kids are Lazy and Carolines Safety Net parenting is Annoying as Hell!

So damn tired of these RHONJ Manzo kids.  Go away.  Please.  You’re annoying, spoiled and the fact that your mom is in denial about it only makes it harder to watch.  … Continue reading

July 1, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHONJ: Kim D is the Slade of RHONJ, Kathy vs Theresa and Rosie acting like a wannabe Andy Capp?

Think about it, every season…no matter the plot, Kim D is hanging off of one of the Real Housewives…HA. I really wish the women in this show would OWN THEIR … Continue reading

June 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: A Word About Antonia’s letter to Milania, Gia’s comments and how smart are the kids? (Really)

Antonia Sends Milania A Letter… Theresa: “Milania, this is for you…but they spelled your name wrong” Milania: “Hey!  What the heck?” See how subtle that was? This is how you … Continue reading

June 15, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHONJ: Theresa vs Melissa *yawn* playdate drama, mind your own damn business Caroline!

I’m sorry.  So let me get this straight.  The last time Melissa and Theresa talked was at last season’s reunion and for some reason Caroline Manzo is confused about why either … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHONJ: Season 5 Premiere, look at all the fucks Jacqueline Laurita gives!

“Gorga/Guidice family drama? It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” ~Jacqueline Laurita Dear Jacqueline, thank you for saying what the rest of us are thinking … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

That dumb dress all the Real Housewives wear…

That’s it, I’m convinced that the Real Housewives franchise is not a tv show, its a cult. Why do all the Real Housewives wear the same dress? I think Ramona (RHONY) … Continue reading

December 26, 2012 · Leave a comment

Honey Booboo Haters and the Fortress of Toilet Paper

I get it, fat white poor people are supposed to be invisible.  You aren’t supposed to see them except for in Wal-Mart at 3am when you’re taking anonymous pictures for some … Continue reading

November 22, 2012 · 1 Comment

RHONJ: Wow, those nutbars from New Jersey…

Wow, sorry for the break, those nutbars from New Jersey really took a lot out of me.  Yeah, I know that really narrows it down, haha, but seriously you know … Continue reading

October 18, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONJ Finale: Bomb was a dud (sort of)!

Wow.  Just wow. I’m actually speechless but I’ve got so much to say, where to start. Well let me start by saying Theresa never fooled me.  Just like a couple … Continue reading

September 26, 2012 · Leave a comment