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RHOM: Season 3 Reunion Wrap Up…I kno it’s late…so what! Welcome to Miami!

Due to the necessary intake of ibuprophen this season I wouldn’t be surprized if a biopsy of my liver got confused with one from Ramona Singer… This season we were treated … Continue reading

February 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

RHOM: Adrianas Wedding Drama Clarified, The Difference between a Marriage Licence and Marriage Certificate and Why Leah is so Mad

The whole Real Housewives of Miami plot this season revolves around the fact that Adriana deMoura Sidi has apparently been married to Frederic Marq since 2008. First of all, let me … Continue reading

October 4, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOM: Season 2 Reunion Wrap Up!

I was cleaning up my drafts folder and found this article about RHOM last season… **********Enjoy!********** For me, this trainwreck of a season couldn’t end fast enough.  The reunion, honestly, was … Continue reading

September 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Teresa and Joe Giudice fraud, innocent children and why I think Joe Gorga hates Juicy Joe

Wow.  This is really sad.  I mean at first I was laughing my ass off…but wow.  I always knew Teresa and Joe Giudice were about as legitimate as Tareq and Michaele Salahi … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOC: Slade and Jax lying, Lydia still awesome…and why does Gretchen keep Jack Daniels in the fridge?

Shit, why would ANYONE put whisky in the fridge?  Seriously Gretchen, why?!  Anyway… Lydia does a very good job of summing up Tamara’s behavior at her own party: “Vocal is … Continue reading

May 9, 2013 · 5 Comments

RHOV: Season two, Jody is still obsessed with Mary Zilba and it’s creepy

Last season was hard to watch the Real Housewives of Vancouver.  It was a bunch of wierdness, women behaving badly and not the kind that makes good television.  I  liked Reiko … Continue reading

February 8, 2013 · 1 Comment

That dumb dress all the Real Housewives wear…

That’s it, I’m convinced that the Real Housewives franchise is not a tv show, its a cult. Why do all the Real Housewives wear the same dress? I think Ramona (RHONY) … Continue reading

December 26, 2012 · Leave a comment