RHOBH: Poker Drama…Brandi vs Kyle, playing dumb and still jealous of Kim?
Finally, the REAL Real Housewives are back. I was wondering how long Bravo was going to hold the franchise hostage by airing NOTHING but that thinly disguised (and poorly staged) … Continue reading
RHOC: Respect, Loyalty and what are lamb fries? Ryan Culberson and Brianna torture Vicki some more…/groan
Ok, why is Ryan Culberson and his pet *ehem* wife still filming RHOC? Please go away…your fifteen minutes are over. The only difference between Ryan/Brianna and Vicki/Brooks is about 30 years and … Continue reading
RHOM: Season 3 Reunion Wrap Up…I kno it’s late…so what! Welcome to Miami!
Due to the necessary intake of ibuprophen this season I wouldn’t be surprized if a biopsy of my liver got confused with one from Ramona Singer… This season we were treated … Continue reading
RHOV: Jody Claman’s divorces, ex-husbands, beauty queen past and who is Mia’s Father? I’ll tell you :-)
Who is Jody Lynne Claman Deakin Samways Friedlander? Who are Jody’s divorces and ex-husbands? Is Jody Jewish? Who is Mia’s father? Is Hannah Mia’s daughter? Honstly, I couldn’t care less. … Continue reading
RHOM: Adrianas Wedding Drama Clarified, The Difference between a Marriage Licence and Marriage Certificate and Why Leah is so Mad
The whole Real Housewives of Miami plot this season revolves around the fact that Adriana deMoura Sidi has apparently been married to Frederic Marq since 2008. First of all, let me … Continue reading
RHOM: Season 2 Reunion Wrap Up!
I was cleaning up my drafts folder and found this article about RHOM last season… **********Enjoy!********** For me, this trainwreck of a season couldn’t end fast enough. The reunion, honestly, was … Continue reading
RHOC: Vicki’s Son In Law Ryan is controlling vs Lydia’s mom and Vicki’s daughter Brianna’s double standard
It’s clear that Ryan grew up in one of those families where they have furniture no one is allowed to sit on…and Lydia grew up in one of those families … Continue reading
RHONJ: Teresa and Joe Giudice fraud, innocent children and why I think Joe Gorga hates Juicy Joe
Wow. This is really sad. I mean at first I was laughing my ass off…but wow. I always knew Teresa and Joe Giudice were about as legitimate as Tareq and Michaele Salahi … Continue reading
RHOC: Brooks’ pornstar adventure, Lauri Peterson’s gossip and Vicki’s daughter Brianna should grow up!
Quick word about Tamra’s wedding dress shopping The whole time I’m crossing my fingers saying to myself “Oh please Gretchen don’t try on a dress, oh pls Gretchen don’t try … Continue reading
RHONJ: Season 5 is boring me to death and Rich Wakile is full of shit.
“There’s been rumors out there that I don’t write my own blogs…and that I don’t cook. Really?” ~Theresa Guidice Ok. Let’s cut the shit. Here’s the formula for Season 5 … Continue reading
RHONJ: The Deadbeat Manzo Kids are Lazy and Carolines Safety Net parenting is Annoying as Hell!
So damn tired of these RHONJ Manzo kids. Go away. Please. You’re annoying, spoiled and the fact that your mom is in denial about it only makes it harder to watch. … Continue reading
RHONJ: Kim D is the Slade of RHONJ, Kathy vs Theresa and Rosie acting like a wannabe Andy Capp?
Think about it, every season…no matter the plot, Kim D is hanging off of one of the Real Housewives…HA. I really wish the women in this show would OWN THEIR … Continue reading
RHONJ: A Word About Antonia’s letter to Milania, Gia’s comments and how smart are the kids? (Really)
Antonia Sends Milania A Letter… Theresa: “Milania, this is for you…but they spelled your name wrong” Milania: “Hey! What the heck?” See how subtle that was? This is how you … Continue reading
RHOC: Tamra Barney’s growing pains, women’s empowerment…and the worst bachelorette party ever
Tamra Barney, you’re finally growing up, you’re feeling empowered, you’re finally admitting reality to yourself and becoming self aware…oh and your friends all hate each other, you’re engaged to a … Continue reading
RHOC: Gretchen’s wrath of furry, Lydia’s penises and Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?
Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner? No, not from the looks of it. I’m not saying every bachelorette party has to be a cavalcade of penises, drunken debauchery and … Continue reading
RHONJ: Theresa vs Melissa *yawn* playdate drama, mind your own damn business Caroline!
I’m sorry. So let me get this straight. The last time Melissa and Theresa talked was at last season’s reunion and for some reason Caroline Manzo is confused about why either … Continue reading
RHONJ: Season 5 Premiere, look at all the fucks Jacqueline Laurita gives!
“Gorga/Guidice family drama? It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” ~Jacqueline Laurita Dear Jacqueline, thank you for saying what the rest of us are thinking … Continue reading
RHOC: What does Slade Smiley’s Son, Grayson have, just the facts and the Amazing Gray Fund
While what’s wrong with Slade’s son was briefly mentioned in past seasons, this season is being obnoxiously vague about the whole thing…so here you go: Born on May 16, 2000, Slade … Continue reading
RHOC: A word about Heather, Terry Dubrow and Hot in Cleveland (it’s a tv show)…
HOLY SHIT, Heather really IS passionate about something! It was nice to see her light up for REALS this week (and not because she was fantasizing about chasing Alexis with … Continue reading
RHOC: Slade and Jax lying, Lydia still awesome…and why does Gretchen keep Jack Daniels in the fridge?
Shit, why would ANYONE put whisky in the fridge? Seriously Gretchen, why?! Anyway… Lydia does a very good job of summing up Tamara’s behavior at her own party: “Vocal is … Continue reading
RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!
Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you. I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun. You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous! … Continue reading
RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!
Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading
RHOC: The New Real Housewife of Orange County is Awesome (ok, her name is really Lydia but you get the point…)!
OMG did this show need some new blood or what! The newest Real Housewife is really the only reason I’m watching right now. Vicki is a boring hypocrite…I can’t believe I … Continue reading
RHOV: Jody Claman’s jealous rage is boring and holding the cast hostage
Well, Wow. If you were ever curious (and I assure you, I wasn’t) as to what a middle aged jealous rage looks like…please refer to the season two finale of … Continue reading
RHOA: Atlanta Real Housewives plentiful posteriors…
OMG OMG OMG Kim Zolciak is going to appear on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion and she looks bomb after losing all that pregnancy weight! Awesome! …while it’s common … Continue reading
RHOBH: Dear Kyle Richards, grow up, put Faye Resnick away and do your own dirty work!
Kyle is obnoxious, childish and does a pretty good job of hiding her responsibility when it comes to manipulating people and stirring the pot. Kyle will only defend someone when … Continue reading
RHOA: Cordell Stewart files for divorce from Porsha Williams Stewart
Good. I can’t be the only one who thought Cordell only married her so that he could have a free nanny for his baby mama’s baby (little cutie pie named … Continue reading
RHOV: Mary Zilba’s ex-husband, first husband and the Miss America article controversy
A lot of my readers want to know who is Mary Zilba’s ex-husband, who was Mary Zilba’s first husband and what was the article Jody Claman showed everyone at Amanda’s birthday … Continue reading
RHOV: Mary and Ronnie’s friendship… and Amanda ‘Lemmiwinks’ Hansen attacks Mary
First they make up, then they break up, when the girls are around Ronnie is team Jody but when she’s alone with Mary she sings a different song. Really Ronnie … Continue reading
RHOA: Walter trolls Kenya Moore and Greg rides a broom around Nene’s pool
I really miss writing about this show but NOTHING IS GOING ON! The ‘girl’s trip’ to Los Angeles was boring and amounted to watching 45 minutes worth of complaining…the trip … Continue reading
RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food
HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading
RHOA: Phaedra’s Donkey Booty Phine Body vs Kenya’s Stallion Booty Bootcamp Workout Videos
Kenya Moore’s “Booty Boot Camp” released on March 5th…directly competing with Phaedra and Apollo Nida’s “Phine Body” donkey booty workout series. And here’s just the facts, a side by side … Continue reading
Vanderpump Rules: What is Laura-Leigh’s Last Name?
A lot of my readers want to know what Laura-Leigh’s last name is. Well, Laura-Leigh’s full name is, according to the Juilliard Alumni News and cross referenced with her work on Theatre … Continue reading
RHOV: Amanda’s birthday, Jody’s still obsessed and Ioulia buying friendship w/a $300 Alexander McQueen scarf??
Happy birthday Amanda! You’ve taken your first steps out of Jody’s rectum but beware, precious Lemmiwinks, the journey is far from over! You are no longer boring me to death. Although … Continue reading
RHOV: Amanda is boring and Ioulia rules, also Lemmiwinks!
Looks like Jody’s little plan of having Amanda join the cast to be Ronnie’s best sober filming friend has backfired! Amanda seems like an absolute puppet and is quite rude … Continue reading
Vanderpump Rules: Who is Laura-Leigh?
Laura-Leigh, aka Laura Leigh Moser, graduated from Juilliard School, is a REAL actress, a member of the Screen Actor’s Guild and is probably the most talented and accomplished person on Vanderpump Rules. … Continue reading
RHOV: Does Jody Claman owe Mary Zilba’s ex $1million dollars?
What might seemed like a random Jody Claman asskissing article actually turned into a pretty juicy bit of gossip straight from the horse’s mouth… Well you know how the best … Continue reading
Vanderpump Rules: Lisa calles out Jax on using Laura-Leigh
I feel like the show is going to move on from this episode and, unfortunately, Laura-Leigh might just disappear into the background again, just like they fired Frank, (but that might not be … Continue reading
RHOV: Why does Jody Claman hate Mary Zilba?
Why is Jody obsessed with Mary? It’s easy! Take a look: Oh, that and Mary not suffering any of Jody’s absolute bullshit. Jody grew up on a feed lot (seriously? … Continue reading
Vanderpump Rules: Stassi watch out for that Scheana!
This show is bewildering as fuck. I do like Stassi, mean texts, violent metaphors and all…and she needs to be careful of that Scheana Marie. A girl who sleeps with a married … Continue reading
RHOV: Season two, Jody is still obsessed with Mary Zilba and it’s creepy
Last season was hard to watch the Real Housewives of Vancouver. It was a bunch of wierdness, women behaving badly and not the kind that makes good television. I liked Reiko … Continue reading
That dumb dress all the Real Housewives wear…
That’s it, I’m convinced that the Real Housewives franchise is not a tv show, its a cult. Why do all the Real Housewives wear the same dress? I think Ramona (RHONY) … Continue reading
RHOA: Phaedra tells Kenya off and Apollo eats Yogurt
Holy shit! I was so distracted by Kenya and Porsha getting into it that I forgot to address Phaedra not letting Kenya worm her way out of the big ugly … Continue reading
RHOA: Kenya Moore vs Porsha Williams-Stewart
I can’t be the only one who was slightly disappointed at how boring it was to watch the Kenya vs Porsha fight. The most exciting part was that for a second … Continue reading
RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks, Apollo and Kenya Moore Drama
I can not be the only one looking forward to Miss Phaedra Parks telling ratchet ass Kenya Moore where to stick it. Let me be clear before everyone goes all … Continue reading
RHOA: Aiden Parks is super cute!
Here are a ton of super cute pictures of Aiden Parks. Sometimes all these women and their drama gets in the way of realizing that these are real people, especially … Continue reading
RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks gets Donkey Booty Busted
Phaedra must have a Blackberry. Didn’t anyone ever tell her that Donkey Booty and Blackberry don’t mix? Ok, so there’s this company called Apple, no it’s nothing to do with … Continue reading
RHOA: Kim’s haunted mansion dream house drama
She whines, she bitches, she complains and is all around annoying as fuck not to mention she’s a shameless gold digger who got lucky and somehow acts like she is where … Continue reading
