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RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Aiden Parks is super cute!

Here are a ton of super cute pictures of Aiden Parks.  Sometimes all these women and their drama gets in the way of realizing that these are real people, especially … Continue reading

December 16, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHOM Dear Marta…RUN!

Dear Marta, I understand.  You are the shorter, fatter, lazier sister of a crazy blond supermodel.  And by crazy I mean crazy in love and yet to understand the pain … Continue reading

October 30, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Life and Style Magazine’s SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS party!!!

Ok, while at first glance this is funny as hell, I do have to wonder at all the bands who legitimately make a living in New York City. It can’t … Continue reading

August 23, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHOOC: Heather Dubrow on Sophistication…

Nothing says sophistication like plastic balls covered in chrome Krylon shoved into a glass box with a bunch of hot pink hydrangeas. Poor Heather, just another one of those girls from … Continue reading

August 18, 2012 · Leave a comment