That dumb dress all the Real Housewives wear…

That’s it, I’m convinced that the Real Housewives franchise is not a tv show, its a cult. Why do all the Real Housewives wear the same dress? I think Ramona (RHONY) … Continue reading

December 26, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY Sonja’s Bruises Part Deux

Not buying it Sonja.  You’re playing the classic ‘streetsmart girl who bit off more than she could chew’ part pretty well, except you keep trying to convince everyone that you’re … Continue reading

September 16, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Of bruises, buttfuckery and Sonja’s tan

Sure, there are a lot of unanswered questions remaining as this season of RNONY winds down, but what I really want to know is…WTF is up with Sonja’s bruises?  I … Continue reading

September 6, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Silly LuAnne…doesn’t really speak French

Je t’adore ma belle mais enfin, arrête déjà de jouer comme tu parle français… Nothing really worth mentioning this week except for the fact that we were subjected, firsthand, to LuAnne’s atrocious … Continue reading

August 31, 2012 · 2 Comments

RNONY: Ramona and Sonja caught day-drinking! My Dog! My Face! A charity of excuses…

What happens when you kiss Ramona and Sonja’s asses all season long and all you ask in return is that they support you at a charity event?  They go and … Continue reading

August 26, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Jake Lillis receives his running legs, “Oh my gosh!!!”

Physical Therapist: “Are you ready for it?” Jake: “Well probably, I don’t know about the balance yet…” This moment made me genuinely happy.  The joy on this kid’s face is … Continue reading

August 23, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Carole is adorable!

I really wanted to like Carole but I must admit that in the beginning i feared she might be a little too obsessed with getting a rise out of LuAnn.  … Continue reading

August 19, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHOOC: Heather Dubrow on Sophistication…

Nothing says sophistication like plastic balls covered in chrome Krylon shoved into a glass box with a bunch of hot pink hydrangeas. Poor Heather, just another one of those girls from … Continue reading

August 18, 2012 · Leave a comment