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BGC 11: Sarah Oliver and some girl who slept with Rob Kardashian

Another Bad Girls Club season?  Already?  Shit they must be filming Season 12 as I write this lol…I want to see them film BGC in North Korea.  Just kidding (…or AM … Continue reading

August 31, 2013 · 30 Comments

Hells Kitchen: The Enigma that is Susan Heaton and Celebrity Resume Padding on Reality TV…

“I don’t understand how she’s made it this far!’ ~Ja’Nel expresses her frustration at Susan Heaton’s magical ability to avoid elimination in Hell’s Kitchen. Couldn’t have said it better myself. … Continue reading

July 20, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Brooks’ pornstar adventure, Lauri Peterson’s gossip and Vicki’s daughter Brianna should grow up!

Quick word about Tamra’s wedding dress shopping The whole time I’m crossing my fingers saying to myself “Oh please Gretchen don’t try on a dress, oh pls Gretchen don’t try … Continue reading

July 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: The Deadbeat Manzo Kids are Lazy and Carolines Safety Net parenting is Annoying as Hell!

So damn tired of these RHONJ Manzo kids.  Go away.  Please.  You’re annoying, spoiled and the fact that your mom is in denial about it only makes it harder to watch.  … Continue reading

July 1, 2013 · 3 Comments

Bad Girls All Star Battle: Flo you are stupid as hell, Natalie doesn’t suck anymore and why I love Judi Jai

I’ve been following this show with the same degree of loyalty a politician shows his wife…in other words, I abandon it for a while and pay attention to more interesting … Continue reading

June 30, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHONJ: A Word About Antonia’s letter to Milania, Gia’s comments and how smart are the kids? (Really)

Antonia Sends Milania A Letter… Theresa: “Milania, this is for you…but they spelled your name wrong” Milania: “Hey!  What the heck?” See how subtle that was? This is how you … Continue reading

June 15, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: Gretchen’s wrath of furry, Lydia’s penises and Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?

Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?  No, not from the looks of it. I’m not saying every bachelorette party has to be a cavalcade of penises, drunken debauchery and … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOC: What does Slade Smiley’s Son, Grayson have, just the facts and the Amazing Gray Fund

While what’s wrong with Slade’s son was briefly mentioned in past seasons, this season is being obnoxiously vague about the whole thing…so here you go: Born on May 16, 2000, Slade … Continue reading

May 14, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOC: A word about Heather, Terry Dubrow and Hot in Cleveland (it’s a tv show)…

HOLY SHIT, Heather really IS passionate about something!  It was nice to see her light up for REALS this week (and not because she was fantasizing about chasing Alexis with … Continue reading

May 10, 2013 · 4 Comments

RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!

Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you.  I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun.  You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous! … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!

Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: The New Real Housewife of Orange County is Awesome (ok, her name is really Lydia but you get the point…)!

OMG did this show need some new blood or what!  The newest Real Housewife is really the only reason I’m watching right now. Vicki is a boring hypocrite…I can’t believe I … Continue reading

April 19, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOV: Jody Claman’s jealous rage is boring and holding the cast hostage

Well, Wow.  If you were ever curious (and I assure you, I wasn’t) as to what a middle aged jealous rage looks like…please refer to the season two finale of … Continue reading

April 12, 2013 · 48 Comments

RHOA: Atlanta Real Housewives plentiful posteriors…

OMG OMG OMG Kim Zolciak is going to appear on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion and she looks bomb after losing all that pregnancy weight!  Awesome! …while it’s common … Continue reading

April 1, 2013 · Leave a comment

Project Runway Teams Edition…or as I call it, Project Runway’s Troll Season…haha

I’m going to be honest, I almost skipped this season altogether because as soon as I saw Laura Kathleen parading around as a hostess or casting panel judge or whatever … Continue reading

March 31, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOBH: Dear Kyle Richards, grow up, put Faye Resnick away and do your own dirty work!

Kyle is obnoxious, childish and does a pretty good job of hiding her responsibility when it comes to manipulating people and stirring the pot.  Kyle will only defend someone when … Continue reading

March 31, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Cordell Stewart files for divorce from Porsha Williams Stewart

Good. I can’t be the only one who thought Cordell only married her so that he could have a free nanny for his baby mama’s baby (little cutie pie named … Continue reading

March 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Laura Leigh on The Client List: LouBou Bump!!!

I’m not one for drama shows…well except for that one with the alcoholic vampires (…you know the one…lol) …and that other one with the fairy waitress and assorted vampires… …and maybe … Continue reading

March 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOA: Walter trolls Kenya Moore and Greg rides a broom around Nene’s pool

I really miss writing about this show but NOTHING IS GOING ON! The ‘girl’s trip’ to Los Angeles was boring and amounted to watching 45 minutes worth of complaining…the trip … Continue reading

March 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Phaedra’s Donkey Booty Phine Body vs Kenya’s Stallion Booty Bootcamp Workout Videos

Kenya Moore’s “Booty Boot Camp” released on March 5th…directly competing with Phaedra and Apollo Nida’s “Phine Body” donkey booty workout series. And here’s just the facts, a side by side … Continue reading

March 13, 2013 · 5 Comments

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Rolaskatox, and how Schtick is Diluting Drag

WTF is up with the quality of wigs this season?!?!?!  While some are epic, most of them are making my eyes bleed. Also… I haven’t blogged about this show because Ru-Paul is … Continue reading

March 11, 2013 · 2 Comments