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RHONJ: Teresa and Joe Giudice fraud, innocent children and why I think Joe Gorga hates Juicy Joe

Wow.  This is really sad.  I mean at first I was laughing my ass off…but wow.  I always knew Teresa and Joe Giudice were about as legitimate as Tareq and Michaele Salahi … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Theresa vs Melissa *yawn* playdate drama, mind your own damn business Caroline!

I’m sorry.  So let me get this straight.  The last time Melissa and Theresa talked was at last season’s reunion and for some reason Caroline Manzo is confused about why either … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: Slade and Jax lying, Lydia still awesome…and why does Gretchen keep Jack Daniels in the fridge?

Shit, why would ANYONE put whisky in the fridge?  Seriously Gretchen, why?!  Anyway… Lydia does a very good job of summing up Tamara’s behavior at her own party: “Vocal is … Continue reading

May 9, 2013 · 5 Comments

RHOV: Jody Claman’s jealous rage is boring and holding the cast hostage

Well, Wow.  If you were ever curious (and I assure you, I wasn’t) as to what a middle aged jealous rage looks like…please refer to the season two finale of … Continue reading

April 12, 2013 · 48 Comments

RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment