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RHOM: Season 3 Reunion Wrap Up…I kno it’s late…so what! Welcome to Miami!

Due to the necessary intake of ibuprophen this season I wouldn’t be surprized if a biopsy of my liver got confused with one from Ramona Singer… This season we were treated … Continue reading

February 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

RHOV: Jody Claman’s divorces, ex-husbands, beauty queen past and who is Mia’s Father? I’ll tell you :-)

Who is Jody Lynne Claman Deakin Samways Friedlander?  Who are Jody’s divorces and ex-husbands? Is Jody Jewish?  Who is Mia’s father?  Is Hannah Mia’s daughter? Honstly, I couldn’t care less.  … Continue reading

October 7, 2013 · 47 Comments

RHOC: A word about Heather, Terry Dubrow and Hot in Cleveland (it’s a tv show)…

HOLY SHIT, Heather really IS passionate about something!  It was nice to see her light up for REALS this week (and not because she was fantasizing about chasing Alexis with … Continue reading

May 10, 2013 · 4 Comments

RHOV: Mary and Ronnie’s friendship… and Amanda ‘Lemmiwinks’ Hansen attacks Mary

First they make up, then they break up, when the girls are around Ronnie is team Jody but when she’s alone with Mary she sings a different song. Really Ronnie … Continue reading

March 24, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOA: Walter trolls Kenya Moore and Greg rides a broom around Nene’s pool

I really miss writing about this show but NOTHING IS GOING ON! The ‘girl’s trip’ to Los Angeles was boring and amounted to watching 45 minutes worth of complaining…the trip … Continue reading

March 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

Rachael Zoe vs Brad Goerski vs Taylor Jacobson

Honestly, I stopped watching Rachael Zoe because of Brad Goerski and what he did to Taylor Jacobson. I like Rachael but I saw straight through Brad when he was on HER … Continue reading

March 9, 2013 · 3 Comments

Vanderpump Rules: What is Laura-Leigh’s Last Name?

A lot of my readers want to know what Laura-Leigh’s last name is.  Well, Laura-Leigh’s full name is, according to the Juilliard Alumni News and cross referenced with her work on Theatre … Continue reading

March 9, 2013 · 1 Comment

Vanderpump Rules: Jax Cheated on Stassi & Admits Getting Girl Pregnant in Vegas!

Why did Jax come clean?  I’ll tell you why… After knocking up a porn-star in Vegas and having two weeks of the best sex of his life with Laura-Leigh (who should probably … Continue reading

March 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

Vanderpump Rules: Who is Laura-Leigh?

Laura-Leigh, aka Laura Leigh Moser, graduated from Juilliard School, is a REAL actress, a member of the Screen Actor’s Guild and is probably the most talented and accomplished person on Vanderpump Rules. … Continue reading

February 26, 2013 · 44 Comments

Vanderpump Rules: Lisa calles out Jax on using Laura-Leigh

I feel like the show is going to move on from this episode and, unfortunately, Laura-Leigh might just disappear into the background again, just like they fired Frank, (but that might not be … Continue reading

February 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

Vanderpump Rules: Stassi watch out for that Scheana!

This show is bewildering as fuck. I do like Stassi, mean texts, violent metaphors and all…and she needs to be careful of that Scheana Marie.  A girl who sleeps with a married … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOA: Phaedra tells Kenya off and Apollo eats Yogurt

Holy shit!  I was so distracted by Kenya and Porsha getting into it that I forgot to address Phaedra not letting Kenya worm her way out of the big ugly … Continue reading

December 24, 2012 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks, Apollo and Kenya Moore Drama

I can not be the only one looking forward to Miss Phaedra Parks telling ratchet ass Kenya Moore where to stick it. Let me be clear before everyone goes all … Continue reading

December 18, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks gets Donkey Booty Busted

Phaedra must have a Blackberry.  Didn’t anyone ever tell her that Donkey Booty and Blackberry don’t mix? Ok, so there’s this company called Apple, no it’s nothing to do with … Continue reading

November 28, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHOA: Phaedra’s ASSets aka the Donkey Booty Diaries

Phaedra’s come a long way from lying about her date of conception to insinuate that she didn’t get knocked up before her wedding…and I’m really loving her fabulousness! I’ve decided that … Continue reading

November 21, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Of bruises, buttfuckery and Sonja’s tan

Sure, there are a lot of unanswered questions remaining as this season of RNONY winds down, but what I really want to know is…WTF is up with Sonja’s bruises?  I … Continue reading

September 6, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Silly LuAnne…doesn’t really speak French

Je t’adore ma belle mais enfin, arrête déjà de jouer comme tu parle français… Nothing really worth mentioning this week except for the fact that we were subjected, firsthand, to LuAnne’s atrocious … Continue reading

August 31, 2012 · 2 Comments

RNONY: Ramona and Sonja caught day-drinking! My Dog! My Face! A charity of excuses…

What happens when you kiss Ramona and Sonja’s asses all season long and all you ask in return is that they support you at a charity event?  They go and … Continue reading

August 26, 2012 · Leave a comment