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RHOM: Season 3 Reunion Wrap Up…I kno it’s late…so what! Welcome to Miami!

Due to the necessary intake of ibuprophen this season I wouldn’t be surprized if a biopsy of my liver got confused with one from Ramona Singer… This season we were treated … Continue reading

February 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

BGC 11: The House Without Sarah, Mimi and Theresa…Barbies, Wolves and Some Stupid Ass Dorm Room Pranks

Ok so Sarah, Mimi and Theresa got kicked off.  I was going to wait a couple of episodes to give the new house dynamic a fair shake. Time’s up. So … Continue reading

October 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Season 5 Premiere, look at all the fucks Jacqueline Laurita gives!

“Gorga/Guidice family drama? It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” ~Jacqueline Laurita Dear Jacqueline, thank you for saying what the rest of us are thinking … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!

Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you.  I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun.  You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous! … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!

Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: The New Real Housewife of Orange County is Awesome (ok, her name is really Lydia but you get the point…)!

OMG did this show need some new blood or what!  The newest Real Housewife is really the only reason I’m watching right now. Vicki is a boring hypocrite…I can’t believe I … Continue reading

April 19, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Phaedra’s Donkey Booty Phine Body vs Kenya’s Stallion Booty Bootcamp Workout Videos

Kenya Moore’s “Booty Boot Camp” released on March 5th…directly competing with Phaedra and Apollo Nida’s “Phine Body” donkey booty workout series. And here’s just the facts, a side by side … Continue reading

March 13, 2013 · 5 Comments

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Rolaskatox, and how Schtick is Diluting Drag

WTF is up with the quality of wigs this season?!?!?!  While some are epic, most of them are making my eyes bleed. Also… I haven’t blogged about this show because Ru-Paul is … Continue reading

March 11, 2013 · 2 Comments

BGC: Sloppy strippers club…Jerry comes to visit

Is it possible to get an STD from watching tv?  This season of the Bad Girls Club is starting to scare me… Every time I watch an episode I feel like … Continue reading

February 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOA: Kenya Moore vs Porsha Williams-Stewart

I can’t be the only one who was slightly disappointed at how boring it was to watch the Kenya vs Porsha fight.  The most exciting part was that for a second … Continue reading

December 18, 2012 · 1 Comment

Project Runway Allstars S2E2…Panic at the Disco

Pictures and critiques of every designer’s work.  What a fucking freak show of fail (alliteration again, holy shit someone stop me!). Sometimes I wonder where the hell they find these … Continue reading

November 24, 2012 · Leave a comment