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RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!

Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOV: Why does Jody Claman hate Mary Zilba?

Why is Jody obsessed with Mary?  It’s easy! Take a look: Oh, that and Mary not suffering any of Jody’s absolute bullshit. Jody grew up on a feed lot (seriously? … Continue reading

February 20, 2013 · 20 Comments

RHOA: Kenya Moore vs Porsha Williams-Stewart

I can’t be the only one who was slightly disappointed at how boring it was to watch the Kenya vs Porsha fight.  The most exciting part was that for a second … Continue reading

December 18, 2012 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Coochie Crack, Ass Crack and BET Beauties

Yeah, yeah so I guess they added this chick who used to be Miss USA.  I thought she’d be cool.  I’ve met some Miss USA girls, they were pretty cool, … Continue reading

November 18, 2012 · 5 Comments

RHONJ: Wow, those nutbars from New Jersey…

Wow, sorry for the break, those nutbars from New Jersey really took a lot out of me.  Yeah, I know that really narrows it down, haha, but seriously you know … Continue reading

October 18, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONJ Finale: Bomb was a dud (sort of)!

Wow.  Just wow. I’m actually speechless but I’ve got so much to say, where to start. Well let me start by saying Theresa never fooled me.  Just like a couple … Continue reading

September 26, 2012 · Leave a comment