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RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks gets Donkey Booty Busted

Phaedra must have a Blackberry.  Didn’t anyone ever tell her that Donkey Booty and Blackberry don’t mix? Ok, so there’s this company called Apple, no it’s nothing to do with … Continue reading

November 28, 2012 · Leave a comment

Honey Booboo Haters and the Fortress of Toilet Paper

I get it, fat white poor people are supposed to be invisible.  You aren’t supposed to see them except for in Wal-Mart at 3am when you’re taking anonymous pictures for some … Continue reading

November 22, 2012 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Coochie Crack, Ass Crack and BET Beauties

Yeah, yeah so I guess they added this chick who used to be Miss USA.  I thought she’d be cool.  I’ve met some Miss USA girls, they were pretty cool, … Continue reading

November 18, 2012 · 5 Comments

ANTM Hold your head up Brittany!

I love Brittany.  She has such joie de vivre.  Really I love her because she is exactly like me (well my hair is shorter and she probably doesn’t have an … Continue reading

September 12, 2012 · Leave a comment