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RHOC: Brooks’ pornstar adventure, Lauri Peterson’s gossip and Vicki’s daughter Brianna should grow up!

Quick word about Tamra’s wedding dress shopping The whole time I’m crossing my fingers saying to myself “Oh please Gretchen don’t try on a dress, oh pls Gretchen don’t try … Continue reading

July 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOC: Tamra Barney’s growing pains, women’s empowerment…and the worst bachelorette party ever

Tamra Barney, you’re finally growing up, you’re feeling empowered, you’re finally admitting reality to yourself and becoming self aware…oh and your friends all hate each other, you’re engaged to a … Continue reading

June 15, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Gretchen’s wrath of furry, Lydia’s penises and Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?

Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?  No, not from the looks of it. I’m not saying every bachelorette party has to be a cavalcade of penises, drunken debauchery and … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOC: What does Slade Smiley’s Son, Grayson have, just the facts and the Amazing Gray Fund

While what’s wrong with Slade’s son was briefly mentioned in past seasons, this season is being obnoxiously vague about the whole thing…so here you go: Born on May 16, 2000, Slade … Continue reading

May 14, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOC: Slade and Jax lying, Lydia still awesome…and why does Gretchen keep Jack Daniels in the fridge?

Shit, why would ANYONE put whisky in the fridge?  Seriously Gretchen, why?!  Anyway… Lydia does a very good job of summing up Tamara’s behavior at her own party: “Vocal is … Continue reading

May 9, 2013 · 5 Comments

RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!

Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you.  I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun.  You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous! … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!

Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOOC: Pantone Princesses and Pantone Tangerine Tango Hell

Pantone Princess (noun) /ˈpanˌtōn prɪnsəs/:  A title given to a person or company guilty of overusing the Pantone color of the year. 1.  In a sentence: Did you see how much orange Gretchen and Tamra wore this … Continue reading

August 18, 2012 · Leave a comment