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RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

BGC: Bad Girls Club or Sloppy Drunk Slut’s Club?

You be the judge… Really, this show is trying my patience.  I’ve watched every episode of this show.  Yeah, not entirely proud of that but I’m sure that my resume … Continue reading

February 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

Honey Booboo Haters and the Fortress of Toilet Paper

I get it, fat white poor people are supposed to be invisible.  You aren’t supposed to see them except for in Wal-Mart at 3am when you’re taking anonymous pictures for some … Continue reading

November 22, 2012 · 1 Comment

RHOA: The REAL new housewife of Atlanta is a voluptuous woman in a leopard tube top

I really don’t give a shit about the boring lady in the red dress and that scrub sitting accross from her.  The real story is in the upper left hand corner.  … Continue reading

November 17, 2012 · Leave a comment