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RHONJ: Teresa and Joe Giudice fraud, innocent children and why I think Joe Gorga hates Juicy Joe

Wow.  This is really sad.  I mean at first I was laughing my ass off…but wow.  I always knew Teresa and Joe Giudice were about as legitimate as Tareq and Michaele Salahi … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Vanderpump Rules: Jax Cheated on Stassi & Admits Getting Girl Pregnant in Vegas!

Why did Jax come clean?  I’ll tell you why… After knocking up a porn-star in Vegas and having two weeks of the best sex of his life with Laura-Leigh (who should probably … Continue reading

March 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOM Dear Marta…RUN!

Dear Marta, I understand.  You are the shorter, fatter, lazier sister of a crazy blond supermodel.  And by crazy I mean crazy in love and yet to understand the pain … Continue reading

October 30, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Wow, those nutbars from New Jersey…

Wow, sorry for the break, those nutbars from New Jersey really took a lot out of me.  Yeah, I know that really narrows it down, haha, but seriously you know … Continue reading

October 18, 2012 · Leave a comment