RHOC: Respect, Loyalty and what are lamb fries? Ryan Culberson and Brianna torture Vicki some more…/groan
Ok, why is Ryan Culberson and his pet *ehem* wife still filming RHOC? Please go away…your fifteen minutes are over. The only difference between Ryan/Brianna and Vicki/Brooks is about 30 years and … Continue reading
ANTM: Boring, Still Fails at Social Media and the Manson Family Photoshoot
Social Media is Still Fails Ok, riddle me this Top Model…just from a practical standpoint, how is this supposed to sell clothes? I mean I get it, you’re trying to come … Continue reading
Ink Master: JDanger vs Canvas Natalie’s 15 Minutes of Fame and Free Tattoos on Reality Shows
What I don’t understand is where these canvas people get off trying to control the artist. You signed up for a FREE tattoo on a reality show and while you … Continue reading
RHOC: Brooks’ pornstar adventure, Lauri Peterson’s gossip and Vicki’s daughter Brianna should grow up!
Quick word about Tamra’s wedding dress shopping The whole time I’m crossing my fingers saying to myself “Oh please Gretchen don’t try on a dress, oh pls Gretchen don’t try … Continue reading
Bad Girls All Star Battle: Flo you are stupid as hell, Natalie doesn’t suck anymore and why I love Judi Jai
I’ve been following this show with the same degree of loyalty a politician shows his wife…in other words, I abandon it for a while and pay attention to more interesting … Continue reading
RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!
Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you. I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun. You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous! … Continue reading
RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!
Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading
RHOC: The New Real Housewife of Orange County is Awesome (ok, her name is really Lydia but you get the point…)!
OMG did this show need some new blood or what! The newest Real Housewife is really the only reason I’m watching right now. Vicki is a boring hypocrite…I can’t believe I … Continue reading
RHOV: Jody Claman’s jealous rage is boring and holding the cast hostage
Well, Wow. If you were ever curious (and I assure you, I wasn’t) as to what a middle aged jealous rage looks like…please refer to the season two finale of … Continue reading
Project Runway Teams Edition…or as I call it, Project Runway’s Troll Season…haha
I’m going to be honest, I almost skipped this season altogether because as soon as I saw Laura Kathleen parading around as a hostess or casting panel judge or whatever … Continue reading
RHOV: Mary and Ronnie’s friendship… and Amanda ‘Lemmiwinks’ Hansen attacks Mary
First they make up, then they break up, when the girls are around Ronnie is team Jody but when she’s alone with Mary she sings a different song. Really Ronnie … Continue reading
RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food
HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Rolaskatox, and how Schtick is Diluting Drag
WTF is up with the quality of wigs this season?!?!?! While some are epic, most of them are making my eyes bleed. Also… I haven’t blogged about this show because Ru-Paul is … Continue reading
Rachael Zoe vs Brad Goerski vs Taylor Jacobson
Honestly, I stopped watching Rachael Zoe because of Brad Goerski and what he did to Taylor Jacobson. I like Rachael but I saw straight through Brad when he was on HER … Continue reading
Vanderpump Rules: Jax Cheated on Stassi & Admits Getting Girl Pregnant in Vegas!
Why did Jax come clean? I’ll tell you why… After knocking up a porn-star in Vegas and having two weeks of the best sex of his life with Laura-Leigh (who should probably … Continue reading
RHOV: Amanda is boring and Ioulia rules, also Lemmiwinks!
Looks like Jody’s little plan of having Amanda join the cast to be Ronnie’s best sober filming friend has backfired! Amanda seems like an absolute puppet and is quite rude … Continue reading
RHOV: Why does Jody Claman hate Mary Zilba?
Why is Jody obsessed with Mary? It’s easy! Take a look: Oh, that and Mary not suffering any of Jody’s absolute bullshit. Jody grew up on a feed lot (seriously? … Continue reading
RHOV: Season two, Jody is still obsessed with Mary Zilba and it’s creepy
Last season was hard to watch the Real Housewives of Vancouver. It was a bunch of wierdness, women behaving badly and not the kind that makes good television. I liked Reiko … Continue reading
BGC: Bad Girls Club or Sloppy Drunk Slut’s Club?
You be the judge… Really, this show is trying my patience. I’ve watched every episode of this show. Yeah, not entirely proud of that but I’m sure that my resume … Continue reading
That dumb dress all the Real Housewives wear…
That’s it, I’m convinced that the Real Housewives franchise is not a tv show, its a cult. Why do all the Real Housewives wear the same dress? I think Ramona (RHONY) … Continue reading
RHOA: Phaedra tells Kenya off and Apollo eats Yogurt
Holy shit! I was so distracted by Kenya and Porsha getting into it that I forgot to address Phaedra not letting Kenya worm her way out of the big ugly … Continue reading
RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks, Apollo and Kenya Moore Drama
I can not be the only one looking forward to Miss Phaedra Parks telling ratchet ass Kenya Moore where to stick it. Let me be clear before everyone goes all … Continue reading
Project Runway Australia: Attack of the hipster clones
Catching up on Project Runway Australia. This picture pretty much sums up my opinion of where the entire franchise is going… Hipsters ruin everything. Scratch that, casting directors who are … Continue reading
RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks gets Donkey Booty Busted
Phaedra must have a Blackberry. Didn’t anyone ever tell her that Donkey Booty and Blackberry don’t mix? Ok, so there’s this company called Apple, no it’s nothing to do with … Continue reading
Project Runway Allstars S2E2…Panic at the Disco
Pictures and critiques of every designer’s work. What a fucking freak show of fail (alliteration again, holy shit someone stop me!). Sometimes I wonder where the hell they find these … Continue reading
ANTM: Topless Photoshoot on USA TV? Um why?
Ok. I have no life. Really. I’ve watched every episode of America’s Next Top Model. Ever. Yeah, I just admitted that. That being said I’m halfway through the makeover episode … Continue reading
Project Runway: Hey Buffi, nice hair Skrillex!
I’m going to miss this Skrillex lookin’ bitch because even though her shit looked like burning man threw up on My Little Pony at 3am in the dark while waving … Continue reading
RHOOC: Heather Dubrow on Sophistication…
Nothing says sophistication like plastic balls covered in chrome Krylon shoved into a glass box with a bunch of hot pink hydrangeas. Poor Heather, just another one of those girls from … Continue reading
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