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RHOC: Respect, Loyalty and what are lamb fries? Ryan Culberson and Brianna torture Vicki some more…/groan

Ok, why is Ryan Culberson and his pet *ehem* wife still filming RHOC?  Please go away…your fifteen minutes are over. The only difference between Ryan/Brianna and Vicki/Brooks is about 30 years and … Continue reading

June 10, 2014 · 3 Comments

ANTM: Boring, Still Fails at Social Media and the Manson Family Photoshoot

Social Media is Still Fails Ok, riddle me this Top Model…just from a practical standpoint, how is this supposed to sell clothes? I mean I get it, you’re trying to come … Continue reading

August 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

Ink Master: JDanger vs Canvas Natalie’s 15 Minutes of Fame and Free Tattoos on Reality Shows

What I don’t understand is where these canvas people get off trying to control the artist.  You signed up for a FREE tattoo on a reality show and while you … Continue reading

August 6, 2013 · 24 Comments

RHOC: Brooks’ pornstar adventure, Lauri Peterson’s gossip and Vicki’s daughter Brianna should grow up!

Quick word about Tamra’s wedding dress shopping The whole time I’m crossing my fingers saying to myself “Oh please Gretchen don’t try on a dress, oh pls Gretchen don’t try … Continue reading

July 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

Bad Girls All Star Battle: Flo you are stupid as hell, Natalie doesn’t suck anymore and why I love Judi Jai

I’ve been following this show with the same degree of loyalty a politician shows his wife…in other words, I abandon it for a while and pay attention to more interesting … Continue reading

June 30, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!

Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you.  I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun.  You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous! … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!

Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: The New Real Housewife of Orange County is Awesome (ok, her name is really Lydia but you get the point…)!

OMG did this show need some new blood or what!  The newest Real Housewife is really the only reason I’m watching right now. Vicki is a boring hypocrite…I can’t believe I … Continue reading

April 19, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOV: Jody Claman’s jealous rage is boring and holding the cast hostage

Well, Wow.  If you were ever curious (and I assure you, I wasn’t) as to what a middle aged jealous rage looks like…please refer to the season two finale of … Continue reading

April 12, 2013 · 48 Comments

Project Runway Teams Edition…or as I call it, Project Runway’s Troll Season…haha

I’m going to be honest, I almost skipped this season altogether because as soon as I saw Laura Kathleen parading around as a hostess or casting panel judge or whatever … Continue reading

March 31, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOV: Mary and Ronnie’s friendship… and Amanda ‘Lemmiwinks’ Hansen attacks Mary

First they make up, then they break up, when the girls are around Ronnie is team Jody but when she’s alone with Mary she sings a different song. Really Ronnie … Continue reading

March 24, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Rolaskatox, and how Schtick is Diluting Drag

WTF is up with the quality of wigs this season?!?!?!  While some are epic, most of them are making my eyes bleed. Also… I haven’t blogged about this show because Ru-Paul is … Continue reading

March 11, 2013 · 2 Comments

Rachael Zoe vs Brad Goerski vs Taylor Jacobson

Honestly, I stopped watching Rachael Zoe because of Brad Goerski and what he did to Taylor Jacobson. I like Rachael but I saw straight through Brad when he was on HER … Continue reading

March 9, 2013 · 3 Comments

Vanderpump Rules: Jax Cheated on Stassi & Admits Getting Girl Pregnant in Vegas!

Why did Jax come clean?  I’ll tell you why… After knocking up a porn-star in Vegas and having two weeks of the best sex of his life with Laura-Leigh (who should probably … Continue reading

March 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOV: Amanda is boring and Ioulia rules, also Lemmiwinks!

Looks like Jody’s little plan of having Amanda join the cast to be Ronnie’s best sober filming friend has backfired!  Amanda seems like an absolute puppet and is quite rude … Continue reading

February 26, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOV: Why does Jody Claman hate Mary Zilba?

Why is Jody obsessed with Mary?  It’s easy! Take a look: Oh, that and Mary not suffering any of Jody’s absolute bullshit. Jody grew up on a feed lot (seriously? … Continue reading

February 20, 2013 · 20 Comments

RHOV: Season two, Jody is still obsessed with Mary Zilba and it’s creepy

Last season was hard to watch the Real Housewives of Vancouver.  It was a bunch of wierdness, women behaving badly and not the kind that makes good television.  I  liked Reiko … Continue reading

February 8, 2013 · 1 Comment

BGC: Bad Girls Club or Sloppy Drunk Slut’s Club?

You be the judge… Really, this show is trying my patience.  I’ve watched every episode of this show.  Yeah, not entirely proud of that but I’m sure that my resume … Continue reading

February 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

That dumb dress all the Real Housewives wear…

That’s it, I’m convinced that the Real Housewives franchise is not a tv show, its a cult. Why do all the Real Housewives wear the same dress? I think Ramona (RHONY) … Continue reading

December 26, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHOA: Phaedra tells Kenya off and Apollo eats Yogurt

Holy shit!  I was so distracted by Kenya and Porsha getting into it that I forgot to address Phaedra not letting Kenya worm her way out of the big ugly … Continue reading

December 24, 2012 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks, Apollo and Kenya Moore Drama

I can not be the only one looking forward to Miss Phaedra Parks telling ratchet ass Kenya Moore where to stick it. Let me be clear before everyone goes all … Continue reading

December 18, 2012 · Leave a comment

Project Runway Australia: Attack of the hipster clones

Catching up on Project Runway Australia.  This picture pretty much sums up my opinion of where the entire franchise is going… Hipsters ruin everything.   Scratch that, casting directors who are … Continue reading

December 16, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHOA: Miss Phaedra Parks gets Donkey Booty Busted

Phaedra must have a Blackberry.  Didn’t anyone ever tell her that Donkey Booty and Blackberry don’t mix? Ok, so there’s this company called Apple, no it’s nothing to do with … Continue reading

November 28, 2012 · Leave a comment

Project Runway Allstars S2E2…Panic at the Disco

Pictures and critiques of every designer’s work.  What a fucking freak show of fail (alliteration again, holy shit someone stop me!). Sometimes I wonder where the hell they find these … Continue reading

November 24, 2012 · Leave a comment

ANTM: Topless Photoshoot on USA TV? Um why?

Ok.  I have no life.  Really.  I’ve watched every episode of America’s Next Top Model.  Ever.  Yeah, I just admitted that. That being said I’m halfway through the makeover episode … Continue reading

September 25, 2012 · Leave a comment

Project Runway: Hey Buffi, nice hair Skrillex!

I’m going to miss this Skrillex lookin’ bitch because even though her shit looked like burning man threw up on My Little Pony at 3am in the dark while waving … Continue reading

August 18, 2012 · 2 Comments

RHOOC: Heather Dubrow on Sophistication…

Nothing says sophistication like plastic balls covered in chrome Krylon shoved into a glass box with a bunch of hot pink hydrangeas. Poor Heather, just another one of those girls from … Continue reading

August 18, 2012 · Leave a comment