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RHONJ: Teresa and Joe Giudice fraud, innocent children and why I think Joe Gorga hates Juicy Joe

Wow.  This is really sad.  I mean at first I was laughing my ass off…but wow.  I always knew Teresa and Joe Giudice were about as legitimate as Tareq and Michaele Salahi … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Food Network Star: Damaris Phillips is awesome and I hope she wins

I don’t really write about this show because I feel like it’s a fake contest created to make a new cooking show look like the product of a competition instead … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Ink Master vs Best Ink: Tattoo shows, annoying hosts and fashion vs skill…

I love tattoos, but when it comes to perfection, symmetry and straight lines, the tightness of a gnat’s asshole does not begin to describe the depths of my anal retentiveness. … Continue reading

July 25, 2013 · 10 Comments

Bad Girls All Star Battle: Why is Ray J famous, Tanishas stupid weave…plus ShanRock

Dear Tanisha Thomas, I don’t give a shit how expensive it is or how many poor Brazilian girls sold their hair to make it happen…this weave looks stupid as hell.  … Continue reading

July 24, 2013 · 3 Comments

Hells Kitchen: The Enigma that is Susan Heaton and Celebrity Resume Padding on Reality TV…

“I don’t understand how she’s made it this far!’ ~Ja’Nel expresses her frustration at Susan Heaton’s magical ability to avoid elimination in Hell’s Kitchen. Couldn’t have said it better myself. … Continue reading

July 20, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Brooks’ pornstar adventure, Lauri Peterson’s gossip and Vicki’s daughter Brianna should grow up!

Quick word about Tamra’s wedding dress shopping The whole time I’m crossing my fingers saying to myself “Oh please Gretchen don’t try on a dress, oh pls Gretchen don’t try … Continue reading

July 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Season 5 is boring me to death and Rich Wakile is full of shit.

“There’s been rumors out there that I don’t write my own blogs…and that I don’t cook.  Really?” ~Theresa Guidice Ok. Let’s cut the shit. Here’s the formula for Season 5 … Continue reading

July 2, 2013 · Leave a comment