Toddlers and Tiaras: Stars N Glitz Carla Smith has a crush…what is Grecian 5?

Some pageant directors are human beings.  If I wind up dead tomorrow it’s because I might have told someone in high school to kill me if I ever uttered that … Continue reading

February 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

Toddlers and Tiaras’ Natali: Um, why do you still breastfeed your 3.5 year old daughter?

Sometimes pageant moms can be udderly ridiculous… Only on Toddlers and Tiaras will you meet a mother who says this: and about twenty minutes later shoots a deadly look at … Continue reading

February 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

Honey Booboo Haters and the Fortress of Toilet Paper

I get it, fat white poor people are supposed to be invisible.  You aren’t supposed to see them except for in Wal-Mart at 3am when you’re taking anonymous pictures for some … Continue reading

November 22, 2012 · 1 Comment