Bad Girls All Star Battle: Why is Ray J famous, Tanishas stupid weave…plus ShanRock

Dear Tanisha Thomas, I don’t give a shit how expensive it is or how many poor Brazilian girls sold their hair to make it happen…this weave looks stupid as hell.  Stop buying it.  You’re making girls everywhere think they want to walk around looking like a monochromatic version of  Neapolitan ice cream.

First it was two colours, now it’s three…next time you’re going to walk around lookin’ like Rainbow Dash.  At what point does a weave cease to be a weave and become a costume instead?  Ugh, let’s have a moment of silence for all that good hair gone to waste.

Bad Girls All Star Battle Tanisha Thomas and her stupid weave

Proof positive that the quality of hair does not necessarily a good weave make…

Also, I’d like to clarify something.  Just because tv people who bought up rights to 15 year old garbage are in the midst of re-writing nostalgia from the 1990s to give everyone who sucked ass the first time around a go at all the kids born in 1990 who want to pretend they’re nostalgic about something they couldn’t possibly remember doesn’t mean you should get too carried away.

Ray J is 32 years old.

Since when did Ray J have a significant music career beyond a couple of mediocre singles in the hopes of riding on his sister’s coat tails in the late 90’s/early 00’s, and a failed attempt at fame whoring through musical controversy at Kim and Kanye’s expense (didn’t work, or break top 50 in the USA…lol).  Sure, Ray J has logged a lot of hours on VH1…but not because of his music…HA!

Bad Girls All Star Battle Tanisha Thomas inflates Ray Jays ego before the reunion

Ray J sits down as Tanisha Thomas inflates his past credentials…lollerskates!

Huge R&B Star?  No, here, let me tell you what everyone else is thinking (but won’t tell you because they like it when you give them free stuff…lol) your sister, Brandy was a huge R&B star, you’re just the guy who fucked Kim Kardashian.

Sorry…gotta keep it 100.

Anyway, everyone knows the only reason anyone sat through 2 episodes of this bullshit was to see Rocky and Shannon…

Bad girls all star battle Rocky and Shannon Shanrock Reunion

“Why yes, as a matter of fact we ARE cooler than you bitches…HA!”

…who looked like two rejects ready to rush the stage at a Kesha concert.

Also, can we please put a moratorium on the phrase, “at the end of the day” I’m tired of hearing it in reality television as some sort of “omg listen to me I’m so intense and this is the end all be all of epiphanies…” and hearing people in real life regurgitate it like they’re some sort of fucking guru.  It’s obnoxious as hell.

Let this serve as notice to you, “at the end of the day” is the new “hella” …seriously.

Anyway, grats to winner Jennifer Hardwick…and yes, I totally called it.

Oh, and for the record, I think she knew she was pregnant the entire time…way to winning…HA!

4 comments on “Bad Girls All Star Battle: Why is Ray J famous, Tanishas stupid weave…plus ShanRock

  1. Anonymous
    July 30, 2013

    hater much?

    • Anonymous
      August 13, 2013

      HAHAH ikr

  2. Anonymous
    August 9, 2013

    Y’all sum fuckin haters

    • Anonymous
      May 15, 2017

      Bitch please

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