I’m sorry. So let me get this straight. The last time Melissa and Theresa talked was at last season’s reunion and for some reason Caroline Manzo is confused about why either one of them is reluctant to allow the other to supervise a play date. Are you fucking serious?
Caroline…you’re so good at being the pot calling the kettle black but the second you get called out you go all medieval. You and Vicki Gunvalson (Orange County Housewife & unrepentant hypocrite…) should have a sleepover…you know, the kind where you pillow fight with tube socks filled with master locks (just kidding…).
Everyone knows you’re moving to Hoboken to follow your boys (and because you can’t afford a condo in Manhattan…HA!)… Quit trying to play it off.
The fact that you can’t own your shit is probably why you’re so obsessed with getting Theresa to own hers. Ugh go away and grow up…(preferably in that order). Please.
Oh, and take that increasingly obnoxious fake Godfather accent with you…
The Gorga/Guidice situation is beyond kitchy team building retreats and staged campfire bonding. You fall into my arms, I’ll fall into yours we all sing stupid songs and make s’mores…fuck no.
…you’ve got Theresa’s daughter climbing up a stripper pole in the back of a limousine in front of family/friends and tv cameras saying, “I’m Melissa…I’m going on the pole.”
Re-read that again and ask yourself, if you were Melissa (or an amoeba, or a bag of skittles…) would you let your daughter run around unsupervised with these people?
Let me be clear, I’m not saying Theresa would ever hurt Melissa’s kids…I AM saying that Theresa would use the kids to undermine Melissa.
This clearly isn’t an “adults only” argument, infact everyone in this situation, no matter their dress size, is little more than an overgrown adolescent.
I’m not on either woman’s side because they’re both wrong but I will say…
I’ve never heard an ugly peep out of Melissa’s kids about Theresa.
…and to me, that speaks louder than all the yelling and screaming.