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RHONJ: Season 5 Premiere, look at all the fucks Jacqueline Laurita gives!

“Gorga/Guidice family drama? It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” ~Jacqueline Laurita

Dear Jacqueline, thank you for saying what the rest of us are thinking (well at least me anyway).  Next to RHOV this is the franchise I dread the most because there’s just so much poison cleverly disguised as goodwill…

No, I’m not saying that the last four seasons of you boring me to death are forgiven but I am saying you just might save this season by actually being yourself.

Please, don’t stop talking about how much you don’t give a fuck.  I love it!

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RHONJ Jacqueline Laurita says out loud what we are all thinking

RHONJ Jacqueline Laurita says out loud what we are all thinking

You’ve set the bar pretty high for yourself this season.  Please don’t disappoint me!

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One comment on “RHONJ: Season 5 Premiere, look at all the fucks Jacqueline Laurita gives!

  1. leslie
    June 17, 2013

    Melissa is the worst. She should examine the importance of family and realize that she is keeping her children from their dying grandfather and she could care less. It seems as though she only wants to keep her husband in her corner and she doesn’t really even care about her husband are she would encourage him to keep family ties strong. Instead of keeping drama up in a family that really doesn’t need it.

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