“Gorga/Guidice family drama? It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” ~Jacqueline Laurita
Dear Jacqueline, thank you for saying what the rest of us are thinking (well at least me anyway). Next to RHOV this is the franchise I dread the most because there’s just so much poison cleverly disguised as goodwill…
No, I’m not saying that the last four seasons of you boring me to death are forgiven but I am saying you just might save this season by actually being yourself.
Please, don’t stop talking about how much you don’t give a fuck. I love it!
You’ve set the bar pretty high for yourself this season. Please don’t disappoint me!