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RHONJ: Kim D is the Slade of RHONJ, Kathy vs Theresa and Rosie acting like a wannabe Andy Capp?

Think about it, every season…no matter the plot, Kim D is hanging off of one of the Real Housewives…HA. I really wish the women in this show would OWN THEIR … Continue reading

June 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Bad Girls All Star Battle: Flo you are stupid as hell, Natalie doesn’t suck anymore and why I love Judi Jai

I’ve been following this show with the same degree of loyalty a politician shows his wife…in other words, I abandon it for a while and pay attention to more interesting … Continue reading

June 30, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHONJ: A Word About Antonia’s letter to Milania, Gia’s comments and how smart are the kids? (Really)

Antonia Sends Milania A Letter… Theresa: “Milania, this is for you…but they spelled your name wrong” Milania: “Hey!  What the heck?” See how subtle that was? This is how you … Continue reading

June 15, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: Tamra Barney’s growing pains, women’s empowerment…and the worst bachelorette party ever

Tamra Barney, you’re finally growing up, you’re feeling empowered, you’re finally admitting reality to yourself and becoming self aware…oh and your friends all hate each other, you’re engaged to a … Continue reading

June 15, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Gretchen’s wrath of furry, Lydia’s penises and Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?

Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?  No, not from the looks of it. I’m not saying every bachelorette party has to be a cavalcade of penises, drunken debauchery and … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Theresa vs Melissa *yawn* playdate drama, mind your own damn business Caroline!

I’m sorry.  So let me get this straight.  The last time Melissa and Theresa talked was at last season’s reunion and for some reason Caroline Manzo is confused about why either … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHONJ: Season 5 Premiere, look at all the fucks Jacqueline Laurita gives!

“Gorga/Guidice family drama? It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” ~Jacqueline Laurita Dear Jacqueline, thank you for saying what the rest of us are thinking … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · 1 Comment