RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!

Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you.  I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun.  You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous!

Alexis was there for you when you were the odd girl out and first chance you got you sold her out for a spot at the “cool table”.  Eww.

Kind of makes me wonder if there was any truth to what Vicki’s been screaming about you the past few seasons…I really don’t care, Karma’s got you in the form of Slade…not that I’d wish THAT on my worst enemy…

RHOC Gretchen Rossi

Oh snap…!

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Not really sure why you chain yourself to that adult adolescent with the nonexistent work ethic who is so obviously just looking for a meal ticket…it almost looks like Slade is your FIRST LOVE!  (and by almost I mean without a doubt…to be quite frank from my end, that is…)

The sad part is that some part of you in the back of your marginally intelligent brain knows it too…life is too short to second guess your instinct.

Right about now you remind me of Stassi Schroeder in Vanderpump Rules…only, like, 20 years older.  Stop it…!

The other sad part is that you’re not as smart as you think you are…stop making excuses for him, he’s a big boy he can speak up for himself.

2 comments on “RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!

  1. oh.no.pepper
    May 3, 2013

    I missed the first 4 seasons of RHOC so there are some things that I just don’t understand. One of those things is all the mean-ness towards Gretchen. She seemed a smart, sassy and slightly delusional with a Barbie complex but harmless. Your article makes a lot of sense. Alexis and her made sense as friends, and when Gretchen was in a scene, Gretchen seemed even smarter which was a win for her. She seems a little out of the mean-girl league.

  2. Cleo
    May 3, 2013

    Ugh! I used to like Gretchen too but she’s done wroooong by Alexis. Yuck.

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