First they make up, then they break up, when the girls are around Ronnie is team Jody but when she’s alone with Mary she sings a different song.
Really Ronnie keeps saying Mary owes her an apology but I honestly have no idea what she’s talking about.
Ronnie hurt Mary:
Mary hurt Ronnie:
After a decades long friendship they’re going to know secrets about each other. I wouldn’t put it past Jody or one of her minions to get Ronnie drunk and pump her for information.
It’s almost like Ronnie wants Mary to be her “secret friend”…
This shit’s so high school. Ronnie keeps hurting Mary to please Jody knowing Mary will always forgive her because they’ve been friends for like 30 years.
It’s so obvious Ronnie wants to be BFF with Mary but for some reason she’s so deeply invested in making sure Jody doesn’t think so!
I don’t know about you but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it looks like a little bit of blackmail might be involved…or another rich, controlling husband (what? on the Real Housewives? NEVER!!!!)…or both.
Somewhere along the line I get the impression Ronnie got in over her head and she’s afraid of something.
I’m not sure what Jody knows about Ronnie and/or her husband, Russell, but I’m willing to wager it isn’t Kosher (I lol’d).
It looks like Jody only wants to be friends with Ronnie because Ronnie’s rich and well connected. Two things Jody wishes she was (instead of just playing the part…).
We all know that this show would be more fun if someone left.
Jody doesn’t want Mary on the show because she’s afraid Mary will spill the beans about all of Jody’s secrets.
…but Mary insists she’s too much of a lady to spill what she knows about Jody.
NEWSFLASH MARY…IT WOULD BEHOOVE YOU TO STOP BEING SO FUCKING CLASSY!!! Seriously.
Jody’s after you with poison tipped darts strapped to fire breathing piranhas trying to single white female your best friend away, ruin your career and ice you off the show…and you’re going to just lay there and cry “poor me, look at how awful Jody is”
KNOCK IT OFF and RISE ABOVE IT. Not ‘rise above it’ as in run away like a scared dog every time Jody walks into the room with a rolled up newspaper…’rise above it’ as in IGNORE THE FUCK OUT OF THE COW AND REMAIN FABULOUS every time Jody walks into the room.
I get it, you just want ONE loyal friend who will HAVE YOUR BACK…well no one’s going to do that if you don’t have your own back first.
Mary Zilba needs to attend the Ioulia Reyonalds school of Not-Giving-a-Shit-and-Remaining-Fabulous-in-a-Room-Full-of-Haters…like NOW…or better yet YESTERDAY…!
Remove Jody and everyone will get along. Remove Mary and everyone will get along.
Honestly I’d rather watch people who really ARE living the lifestyle…
not someone pretending to. *ehem* miss caterer turned social climber and your deadbeat adult daughter…you don’t fool me for a moment…(tell me again, where did you go to culinary school?).
I say fire Jody and that Lemmiwinks Amanda (who crawled so far up Jody’s ass this week she could have come out her mouth…)
…and bring back Reiko MacKenzie (first lesbian Real Housewive? FUCK YES PLEASE!) and Christina Kiesel! Can you imagine Christina and Ioulia partying together!!!!!
I’m not sure it’s possible for Amanda to crawl any further up Jody Claman’s ass…but I fully expect her to surprize me next week when she does. Grats, you’re once again the most boring Real Housewife of Vancouver. Damnit, I believed in you.