HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge.
Turns out it was just Top Chef Canada. ROFL, bloody hell.
I mean if they start a show called Top Catfood and Jody’s head judge you bet your ass I’ll watch EVERY SINGLE EPISODE because that bitch can market the fuck out of some catfood, but human food? No thank you.
After Mia Claman’s fake clothing line fashion show last season…
…she showed dresses by L.A. based USA designer Blaque Label as her own “M.I.A. by Claman Couture” designs…
I wouldn’t be surprized if Jody ripped all her human recipes off of Good Housekeeping magazine from the 1960’s.
In other news, best way to tell if someone’s had plastic surgery?
Meet a non-augmented member of their family. I give you Exhibit A: Amanda Hansen’s sister
Amanda…another pseudo-surgical procedure with Ronnie and Jody? Yawn. Everytime your flaccid gluteus maximus came into focus I was forced to avert my eyes.
Confronting Mary at Doctor Buttlift’s party? Lame. You’re supposed to be crawling OUT of Jody Claman’s asshole, not deeper into it!
If it weren’t for your fabulous (albeit surgically altered) rack, you’d have left me in a coma this week.
Shit, Vancouver’s no San Diego…aren’t you cold?
Oh, and NEWSFLASH…I get that you play the whole ‘passive aggressive dig’ game…but Ioulia Reynolds isn’t having it.
Love the fuck out of Ioulia. She’s that girl who won’t let anything slide. Good-luck Amanda, you think you’re going to get some snide comment over on this one and make yourself feel better by following up in confessional with some Russian stereotype and having Jody follow suit…NOPE!
Although, I wonder to which degree Jody is beginning to find herself up Amanda’s ass…sure, it could be just Jody trying to manipulate Amanda (see! we both think Ioulia is a Russian hooker! omg!)…but I think Jody’s not so dumb as to fail to sense her own fading relevance.
Oh, and Jody verbally attacked Mary Zilba again in a public place…again…*yawn*.
I’m going to go ahead and say that Jody Claman ISN’T CRAZY and all this hate is a carefully planned preemptive strike against Mary…who knows enough about Jody’s past to raise eyebrows at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch (spoiler alert, it’s a brothel).
On the preview for next week Amanda says, “Oh my god, if someone doesn’t stop this Texas brown-nosing I am going to puke!”
…hmm…either Amanda’s hating the competition…or she’s inches closer to growing a spine of her own and exiting Jody Claman’s asshole! You can do it Lemmiwinks, I still believe in you!