Happy birthday Amanda! You’ve taken your first steps out of Jody’s rectum but beware, precious Lemmiwinks, the journey is far from over!
You are no longer boring me to death.
Although I would argue that human blood is a poor substitute for botox (I thought chemistry and molecular composition were required classes in medical school…), at least you were the center of some film time that focused on something YOU wanted to do…even if it was a ‘vampire facial’.
You don’t have to be best friends with Ronnie, Mary or Ioulia but you don’t have to throw stereotypes at them behind their backs either…especially when you really don’t know ANY of them!
******On to the birthday party******
Ioulia gave Amanda an edgy Alexander McQueen Scarf:
Jody accused Ioulia (in confessional ofcourse) of trying to buy friendship with Amanda.
I see this as a missed opportunity to rip on Mary Zilba, who bought Amanda an Hermès leather cuff:
…wasn’t Mia was wearing the exact same bracelet in the exact same colour (*ehem* probably a knockoff *ehem*). So your daughter’s allowed to wear one but Amanda’s not? Or are you just so obsessed with Mary Zilba that you’ll badmouth Hermès (don’t you sell that in your boutique?!?!?) without thinking! Not a recipe for success…
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Jody didn’t want Mary to get any attention for buying Amanda the most expensive gift (like $1,100 USD). HAHA.
What I can’t believe is that Jody bought Amanda a cheap tiara, gifted it to her in a TIFFANY GIFT BAG…and no one called her on it.
Really??!?!?!?!? I think the camera crew strategically placed centerpieces to avoid embarassment…you know, the big white hydrangeas covering where the bag says ‘Tiffany & Co.’
…to add even more hillarity to the situation (yeah, there’s more), Jody proceeded to rip Ioulia (in confession ofcourse) for buying Amanda the scarf!
Now if someone gifted an Alexander McQueen scarf on an episode of HONEYBOOBOO I might believe that there was an attempt to purchase a friendship in the works…
…but seriously? On the Real Housewives? I think an Alexander McQueen scarf as a birthday gift to an acquaintance meets expectations.
Also, digging up shit about Mary Zilba from the 80’s and proceeding to claim that you called her out on her lies? Really? I almost think Mary’s crazy for failing to get a restraining order at this point. Next you’ll be telling us how she washes her face before her ears in the shower!
Jody, darling, give it a rest…all this hate…it’s not just boring, it’s creepy.