Some pageant directors are human beings. If I wind up dead tomorrow it’s because I might have told someone in high school to kill me if I ever uttered that phrase.
Enter Carla Smith, North Carolina’s Stars N Glitz pageant director:
At first she was saying stuff like,
and I started thinking…holy shit if I were a scam artist I’d run a Peristroika themed pageant so everyone would have to hire my friends for custom theme shit too!!!
Then like 20 minutes later, as often it is with this show, a bombshell was dropped…this pageant pimp is a human being (and so is the emcee…because you know…usually the emcee is kinda creepy)!
Enter Tony Prado:
So Carla Smith has a little pageant crush on Tony Prado. I love it.
“Anytime he’s ready to get down with the big girls he’s just gotta give me a hollar…any time! Please be my boyfriend!” Haha adorable!
It was so awesome to see her giggle and get excited like a little school girl over this Tony guy. Seriously, most pageant directors have less emotion than a Kaminoan entertaining a Jedi.
Am I the only one who had to google “Grecian 5″…only to find that their website is tragic as fuck?
No wonder I’ve never heard of them. Seriously, message me. I do charity work.