RHONY: Silly LuAnne…doesn’t really speak French

Je t’adore ma belle mais enfin, arrête déjà de jouer comme tu parle français… Nothing really worth mentioning this week except for the fact that we were subjected, firsthand, to LuAnne’s atrocious … Continue reading

August 31, 2012 · 2 Comments

RNONY: Ramona and Sonja caught day-drinking! My Dog! My Face! A charity of excuses…

What happens when you kiss Ramona and Sonja’s asses all season long and all you ask in return is that they support you at a charity event?  They go and … Continue reading

August 26, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Jake Lillis receives his running legs, “Oh my gosh!!!”

Physical Therapist: “Are you ready for it?” Jake: “Well probably, I don’t know about the balance yet…” This moment made me genuinely happy.  The joy on this kid’s face is … Continue reading

August 23, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Life and Style Magazine’s SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS party!!!

Ok, while at first glance this is funny as hell, I do have to wonder at all the bands who legitimately make a living in New York City. It can’t … Continue reading

August 23, 2012 · Leave a comment

RHONY: Carole is adorable!

I really wanted to like Carole but I must admit that in the beginning i feared she might be a little too obsessed with getting a rise out of LuAnn.  … Continue reading

August 19, 2012 · Leave a comment

Project Runway: Hey Buffi, nice hair Skrillex!

I’m going to miss this Skrillex lookin’ bitch because even though her shit looked like burning man threw up on My Little Pony at 3am in the dark while waving … Continue reading

August 18, 2012 · 2 Comments

RHOOC: Pantone Princesses and Pantone Tangerine Tango Hell

Pantone Princess (noun) /ˈpanˌtōn prɪnsəs/:  A title given to a person or company guilty of overusing the Pantone color of the year. 1.  In a sentence: Did you see how much orange Gretchen and Tamra wore this … Continue reading

August 18, 2012 · Leave a comment