RHOV: Jody Claman’s divorces, ex-husbands, beauty queen past and who is Mia’s Father? I’ll tell you :-)
Who is Jody Lynne Claman Deakin Samways Friedlander? Who are Jody’s divorces and ex-husbands? Is Jody Jewish? Who is Mia’s father? Is Hannah Mia’s daughter? Honstly, I couldn’t care less. … Continue reading
RHOV: Mia Deakin and Wolf Pack Gangster Jeffrey Chang Shot in East Vancouver “Targeted” Drive by Sunday Evening
On Sunday evening (June 8th) at an East Vancouver gas station Jeffrey Chang and Mia Deakin (daughter of Jody Claman from the Real Housewives of Vancouver) were wounded in a drive … Continue reading
RHOM: Season 3 Reunion Wrap Up…I kno it’s late…so what! Welcome to Miami!
Due to the necessary intake of ibuprophen this season I wouldn’t be surprized if a biopsy of my liver got confused with one from Ramona Singer… This season we were treated … Continue reading
Brief leave of absence. Don’t worry I’ll be back!
I’ve got to travel a bit…don’t worry, I’ll be back in time to talk about RHOA, RHOBH and OMG what was that preview about Brandi going off on Lisa…I feel … Continue reading
RHOM: Adrianas Wedding Drama Clarified, The Difference between a Marriage Licence and Marriage Certificate and Why Leah is so Mad
The whole Real Housewives of Miami plot this season revolves around the fact that Adriana deMoura Sidi has apparently been married to Frederic Marq since 2008. First of all, let me … Continue reading
BGC 11: Jumping and Eye Gouging? Jealous Mimi vs Sarah and did Teresa get roofied?
Wow, just what in the fancy FUCK was that on tonight’s Bad Girl’s Club? Mimi vs Sarah… That wasn’t a fight. That was pure jealousy and hatred manifested through violence. … Continue reading
RHOM: Season 2 Reunion Wrap Up!
I was cleaning up my drafts folder and found this article about RHOM last season… **********Enjoy!********** For me, this trainwreck of a season couldn’t end fast enough. The reunion, honestly, was … Continue reading
Food Network Star: Damaris Phillips is awesome and I hope she wins
I don’t really write about this show because I feel like it’s a fake contest created to make a new cooking show look like the product of a competition instead … Continue reading
Ink Master vs Best Ink: Tattoo shows, annoying hosts and fashion vs skill…
I love tattoos, but when it comes to perfection, symmetry and straight lines, the tightness of a gnat’s asshole does not begin to describe the depths of my anal retentiveness. … Continue reading
Hells Kitchen: The Enigma that is Susan Heaton and Celebrity Resume Padding on Reality TV…
“I don’t understand how she’s made it this far!’ ~Ja’Nel expresses her frustration at Susan Heaton’s magical ability to avoid elimination in Hell’s Kitchen. Couldn’t have said it better myself. … Continue reading
RHONJ: The Deadbeat Manzo Kids are Lazy and Carolines Safety Net parenting is Annoying as Hell!
So damn tired of these RHONJ Manzo kids. Go away. Please. You’re annoying, spoiled and the fact that your mom is in denial about it only makes it harder to watch. … Continue reading
RHONJ: Kim D is the Slade of RHONJ, Kathy vs Theresa and Rosie acting like a wannabe Andy Capp?
Think about it, every season…no matter the plot, Kim D is hanging off of one of the Real Housewives…HA. I really wish the women in this show would OWN THEIR … Continue reading
RHONJ: A Word About Antonia’s letter to Milania, Gia’s comments and how smart are the kids? (Really)
Antonia Sends Milania A Letter… Theresa: “Milania, this is for you…but they spelled your name wrong” Milania: “Hey! What the heck?” See how subtle that was? This is how you … Continue reading
RHONJ: Theresa vs Melissa *yawn* playdate drama, mind your own damn business Caroline!
I’m sorry. So let me get this straight. The last time Melissa and Theresa talked was at last season’s reunion and for some reason Caroline Manzo is confused about why either … Continue reading
RHONJ: Season 5 Premiere, look at all the fucks Jacqueline Laurita gives!
“Gorga/Guidice family drama? It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” ~Jacqueline Laurita Dear Jacqueline, thank you for saying what the rest of us are thinking … Continue reading
RHOC: What does Slade Smiley’s Son, Grayson have, just the facts and the Amazing Gray Fund
While what’s wrong with Slade’s son was briefly mentioned in past seasons, this season is being obnoxiously vague about the whole thing…so here you go: Born on May 16, 2000, Slade … Continue reading
RHOC: A word about Heather, Terry Dubrow and Hot in Cleveland (it’s a tv show)…
HOLY SHIT, Heather really IS passionate about something! It was nice to see her light up for REALS this week (and not because she was fantasizing about chasing Alexis with … Continue reading
RHOA: Atlanta Real Housewives plentiful posteriors…
OMG OMG OMG Kim Zolciak is going to appear on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion and she looks bomb after losing all that pregnancy weight! Awesome! …while it’s common … Continue reading
RHOA: Cordell Stewart files for divorce from Porsha Williams Stewart
Good. I can’t be the only one who thought Cordell only married her so that he could have a free nanny for his baby mama’s baby (little cutie pie named … Continue reading
Laura Leigh on The Client List: LouBou Bump!!!
I’m not one for drama shows…well except for that one with the alcoholic vampires (…you know the one…lol) …and that other one with the fairy waitress and assorted vampires… …and maybe … Continue reading
RHOV: Mary Zilba’s ex-husband, first husband and the Miss America article controversy
A lot of my readers want to know who is Mary Zilba’s ex-husband, who was Mary Zilba’s first husband and what was the article Jody Claman showed everyone at Amanda’s birthday … Continue reading
RHOA: Phaedra’s Donkey Booty Phine Body vs Kenya’s Stallion Booty Bootcamp Workout Videos
Kenya Moore’s “Booty Boot Camp” released on March 5th…directly competing with Phaedra and Apollo Nida’s “Phine Body” donkey booty workout series. And here’s just the facts, a side by side … Continue reading