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RHOV: Jody Claman’s divorces, ex-husbands, beauty queen past and who is Mia’s Father? I’ll tell you :-)

Who is Jody Lynne Claman Deakin Samways Friedlander?  Who are Jody’s divorces and ex-husbands? Is Jody Jewish?  Who is Mia’s father?  Is Hannah Mia’s daughter? Honstly, I couldn’t care less.  … Continue reading

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RHOBH: Poker Drama…Brandi vs Kyle, playing dumb and still jealous of Kim?

Finally, the REAL Real Housewives are back.  I was wondering how long Bravo was going to hold the franchise hostage by airing NOTHING but that thinly disguised (and poorly staged) … Continue reading

January 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

RHOV: Mia Deakin and Wolf Pack Gangster Jeffrey Chang Shot in East Vancouver “Targeted” Drive by Sunday Evening

On Sunday evening (June 8th) at an East Vancouver gas station Jeffrey Chang and Mia Deakin (daughter of Jody Claman from the Real Housewives of Vancouver) were wounded in a drive … Continue reading

June 10, 2014 · 1 Comment

RHOC: Respect, Loyalty and what are lamb fries? Ryan Culberson and Brianna torture Vicki some more…/groan

Ok, why is Ryan Culberson and his pet *ehem* wife still filming RHOC?  Please go away…your fifteen minutes are over. The only difference between Ryan/Brianna and Vicki/Brooks is about 30 years and … Continue reading

June 10, 2014 · 3 Comments

RHOM: Season 3 Reunion Wrap Up…I kno it’s late…so what! Welcome to Miami!

Due to the necessary intake of ibuprophen this season I wouldn’t be surprized if a biopsy of my liver got confused with one from Ramona Singer… This season we were treated … Continue reading

February 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Brief leave of absence. Don’t worry I’ll be back!

I’ve got to travel a bit…don’t worry, I’ll be back in time to talk about RHOA, RHOBH and OMG what was that preview about Brandi going off on Lisa…I feel … Continue reading

October 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

BGC 11: The House Without Sarah, Mimi and Theresa…Barbies, Wolves and Some Stupid Ass Dorm Room Pranks

Ok so Sarah, Mimi and Theresa got kicked off.  I was going to wait a couple of episodes to give the new house dynamic a fair shake. Time’s up. So … Continue reading

October 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOM: Adrianas Wedding Drama Clarified, The Difference between a Marriage Licence and Marriage Certificate and Why Leah is so Mad

The whole Real Housewives of Miami plot this season revolves around the fact that Adriana deMoura Sidi has apparently been married to Frederic Marq since 2008. First of all, let me … Continue reading

October 4, 2013 · 2 Comments

BGC 11: Jumping and Eye Gouging? Jealous Mimi vs Sarah and did Teresa get roofied?

Wow, just what in the fancy FUCK was that on tonight’s Bad Girl’s Club?  Mimi vs Sarah… That wasn’t a fight.  That was pure jealousy and hatred manifested through violence.  … Continue reading

September 4, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOM: Season 2 Reunion Wrap Up!

I was cleaning up my drafts folder and found this article about RHOM last season… **********Enjoy!********** For me, this trainwreck of a season couldn’t end fast enough.  The reunion, honestly, was … Continue reading

September 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

ANTM: Boring, Still Fails at Social Media and the Manson Family Photoshoot

Social Media is Still Fails Ok, riddle me this Top Model…just from a practical standpoint, how is this supposed to sell clothes? I mean I get it, you’re trying to come … Continue reading

August 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

BGC 11: Sarah Oliver and some girl who slept with Rob Kardashian

Another Bad Girls Club season?  Already?  Shit they must be filming Season 12 as I write this lol…I want to see them film BGC in North Korea.  Just kidding (…or AM … Continue reading

August 31, 2013 · 30 Comments

RHOC: Vicki’s Son In Law Ryan is controlling vs Lydia’s mom and Vicki’s daughter Brianna’s double standard

It’s clear that Ryan grew up in one of those families where they have furniture no one is allowed to sit on…and Lydia grew up in one of those families … Continue reading

August 18, 2013 · 1 Comment

Ink Master: JDanger vs Canvas Natalie’s 15 Minutes of Fame and Free Tattoos on Reality Shows

What I don’t understand is where these canvas people get off trying to control the artist.  You signed up for a FREE tattoo on a reality show and while you … Continue reading

August 6, 2013 · 24 Comments

RHONJ: Teresa and Joe Giudice fraud, innocent children and why I think Joe Gorga hates Juicy Joe

Wow.  This is really sad.  I mean at first I was laughing my ass off…but wow.  I always knew Teresa and Joe Giudice were about as legitimate as Tareq and Michaele Salahi … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Food Network Star: Damaris Phillips is awesome and I hope she wins

I don’t really write about this show because I feel like it’s a fake contest created to make a new cooking show look like the product of a competition instead … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Ink Master vs Best Ink: Tattoo shows, annoying hosts and fashion vs skill…

I love tattoos, but when it comes to perfection, symmetry and straight lines, the tightness of a gnat’s asshole does not begin to describe the depths of my anal retentiveness. … Continue reading

July 25, 2013 · 10 Comments

Bad Girls All Star Battle: Why is Ray J famous, Tanishas stupid weave…plus ShanRock

Dear Tanisha Thomas, I don’t give a shit how expensive it is or how many poor Brazilian girls sold their hair to make it happen…this weave looks stupid as hell.  … Continue reading

July 24, 2013 · 4 Comments

Hells Kitchen: The Enigma that is Susan Heaton and Celebrity Resume Padding on Reality TV…

“I don’t understand how she’s made it this far!’ ~Ja’Nel expresses her frustration at Susan Heaton’s magical ability to avoid elimination in Hell’s Kitchen. Couldn’t have said it better myself. … Continue reading

July 20, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Brooks’ pornstar adventure, Lauri Peterson’s gossip and Vicki’s daughter Brianna should grow up!

Quick word about Tamra’s wedding dress shopping The whole time I’m crossing my fingers saying to myself “Oh please Gretchen don’t try on a dress, oh pls Gretchen don’t try … Continue reading

July 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Season 5 is boring me to death and Rich Wakile is full of shit.

“There’s been rumors out there that I don’t write my own blogs…and that I don’t cook.  Really?” ~Theresa Guidice Ok. Let’s cut the shit. Here’s the formula for Season 5 … Continue reading

July 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: The Deadbeat Manzo Kids are Lazy and Carolines Safety Net parenting is Annoying as Hell!

So damn tired of these RHONJ Manzo kids.  Go away.  Please.  You’re annoying, spoiled and the fact that your mom is in denial about it only makes it harder to watch.  … Continue reading

July 1, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHONJ: Kim D is the Slade of RHONJ, Kathy vs Theresa and Rosie acting like a wannabe Andy Capp?

Think about it, every season…no matter the plot, Kim D is hanging off of one of the Real Housewives…HA. I really wish the women in this show would OWN THEIR … Continue reading

June 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Bad Girls All Star Battle: Flo you are stupid as hell, Natalie doesn’t suck anymore and why I love Judi Jai

I’ve been following this show with the same degree of loyalty a politician shows his wife…in other words, I abandon it for a while and pay attention to more interesting … Continue reading

June 30, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHONJ: A Word About Antonia’s letter to Milania, Gia’s comments and how smart are the kids? (Really)

Antonia Sends Milania A Letter… Theresa: “Milania, this is for you…but they spelled your name wrong” Milania: “Hey!  What the heck?” See how subtle that was? This is how you … Continue reading

June 15, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: Tamra Barney’s growing pains, women’s empowerment…and the worst bachelorette party ever

Tamra Barney, you’re finally growing up, you’re feeling empowered, you’re finally admitting reality to yourself and becoming self aware…oh and your friends all hate each other, you’re engaged to a … Continue reading

June 15, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Gretchen’s wrath of furry, Lydia’s penises and Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?

Heather Dubrow, actress, mother, bachelorette party planner?  No, not from the looks of it. I’m not saying every bachelorette party has to be a cavalcade of penises, drunken debauchery and … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHONJ: Theresa vs Melissa *yawn* playdate drama, mind your own damn business Caroline!

I’m sorry.  So let me get this straight.  The last time Melissa and Theresa talked was at last season’s reunion and for some reason Caroline Manzo is confused about why either … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHONJ: Season 5 Premiere, look at all the fucks Jacqueline Laurita gives!

“Gorga/Guidice family drama? It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” ~Jacqueline Laurita Dear Jacqueline, thank you for saying what the rest of us are thinking … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: What does Slade Smiley’s Son, Grayson have, just the facts and the Amazing Gray Fund

While what’s wrong with Slade’s son was briefly mentioned in past seasons, this season is being obnoxiously vague about the whole thing…so here you go: Born on May 16, 2000, Slade … Continue reading

May 14, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOC: A word about Heather, Terry Dubrow and Hot in Cleveland (it’s a tv show)…

HOLY SHIT, Heather really IS passionate about something!  It was nice to see her light up for REALS this week (and not because she was fantasizing about chasing Alexis with … Continue reading

May 10, 2013 · 4 Comments

RHOC: Slade and Jax lying, Lydia still awesome…and why does Gretchen keep Jack Daniels in the fridge?

Shit, why would ANYONE put whisky in the fridge?  Seriously Gretchen, why?!  Anyway… Lydia does a very good job of summing up Tamara’s behavior at her own party: “Vocal is … Continue reading

May 9, 2013 · 5 Comments

RHOC: Dammit Gretchen, I liked you…WTF!

Gretchen, I’m disappointed in you.  I liked you in the beginning, shrewd, strong AND fun.  You didn’t bend to the haters, you made them hate you more by being fabulous! … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

RHOC: Tamara and Gretchen and catty Alexis drama!

Oh sweet catty drama where have you been! After the train wreck that was RHOV I almost forgot what you felt like… LOL Tamara no one knows how to ruin THEIR OWN party … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOC: The New Real Housewife of Orange County is Awesome (ok, her name is really Lydia but you get the point…)!

OMG did this show need some new blood or what!  The newest Real Housewife is really the only reason I’m watching right now. Vicki is a boring hypocrite…I can’t believe I … Continue reading

April 19, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOV: Jody Claman’s jealous rage is boring and holding the cast hostage

Well, Wow.  If you were ever curious (and I assure you, I wasn’t) as to what a middle aged jealous rage looks like…please refer to the season two finale of … Continue reading

April 12, 2013 · 48 Comments

RHOA: Atlanta Real Housewives plentiful posteriors…

OMG OMG OMG Kim Zolciak is going to appear on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion and she looks bomb after losing all that pregnancy weight!  Awesome! …while it’s common … Continue reading

April 1, 2013 · Leave a comment

Project Runway Teams Edition…or as I call it, Project Runway’s Troll Season…haha

I’m going to be honest, I almost skipped this season altogether because as soon as I saw Laura Kathleen parading around as a hostess or casting panel judge or whatever … Continue reading

March 31, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOBH: Dear Kyle Richards, grow up, put Faye Resnick away and do your own dirty work!

Kyle is obnoxious, childish and does a pretty good job of hiding her responsibility when it comes to manipulating people and stirring the pot.  Kyle will only defend someone when … Continue reading

March 31, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Cordell Stewart files for divorce from Porsha Williams Stewart

Good. I can’t be the only one who thought Cordell only married her so that he could have a free nanny for his baby mama’s baby (little cutie pie named … Continue reading

March 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Laura Leigh on The Client List: LouBou Bump!!!

I’m not one for drama shows…well except for that one with the alcoholic vampires (…you know the one…lol) …and that other one with the fairy waitress and assorted vampires… …and maybe … Continue reading

March 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOV: Mary Zilba’s ex-husband, first husband and the Miss America article controversy

A lot of my readers want to know who is Mary Zilba’s ex-husband, who was Mary Zilba’s first husband and what was the article Jody Claman showed everyone at Amanda’s birthday … Continue reading

March 25, 2013 · 36 Comments

RHOV: Mary and Ronnie’s friendship… and Amanda ‘Lemmiwinks’ Hansen attacks Mary

First they make up, then they break up, when the girls are around Ronnie is team Jody but when she’s alone with Mary she sings a different song. Really Ronnie … Continue reading

March 24, 2013 · 3 Comments

RHOA: Walter trolls Kenya Moore and Greg rides a broom around Nene’s pool

I really miss writing about this show but NOTHING IS GOING ON! The ‘girl’s trip’ to Los Angeles was boring and amounted to watching 45 minutes worth of complaining…the trip … Continue reading

March 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

RHOV: Amanda Hansen’s boobs steal the show and Jody Claman’s couture cat food

HAHA I actually boycotted a WHOLE FUCKING SEASON of Top Chef USA because I’d heard Queen Moron Jody Claman was going to be a guest judge. Turns out it was … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

RHOA: Phaedra’s Donkey Booty Phine Body vs Kenya’s Stallion Booty Bootcamp Workout Videos

Kenya Moore’s “Booty Boot Camp” released on March 5th…directly competing with Phaedra and Apollo Nida’s “Phine Body” donkey booty workout series. And here’s just the facts, a side by side … Continue reading

March 13, 2013 · 5 Comments

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Rolaskatox, and how Schtick is Diluting Drag

WTF is up with the quality of wigs this season?!?!?!  While some are epic, most of them are making my eyes bleed. Also… I haven’t blogged about this show because Ru-Paul is … Continue reading

March 11, 2013 · 2 Comments

Rachael Zoe vs Brad Goerski vs Taylor Jacobson

Honestly, I stopped watching Rachael Zoe because of Brad Goerski and what he did to Taylor Jacobson. I like Rachael but I saw straight through Brad when he was on HER … Continue reading

March 9, 2013 · 3 Comments