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BGC 11: Sarah Oliver and some girl who slept with Rob Kardashian

Another Bad Girls Club season?  Already?  Shit they must be filming Season 12 as I write this lol…I want to see them film BGC in North Korea.  Just kidding (…or AM I…ok yes, I’m kidding).

Anyway this season is more like “Six Famewhores Hatin’ on a Player” than the “Bad Girls Club”

BGC 11 Sarah Oliver with hippo statue

Everyone hates Sarah Oliver because she’s hot, has a big ass and doesn’t give a shit what they think. Oh, and she could probably beat everyone up.  She can say some stupid shit but seems harmless until provoked.

So this season we have (in no particular order after Sarah, because Sarah is the Queen)

1) Sarah Oliver the bootylicious blonde

2) Mimi the star-fucker

3) Teresa the Taylor Swift of tattoos (all of her tattoos are about ex-boyfriends…no I’m not making that up)

4) Jazmone the model without a 1099 (that’s a tax form in the United States for independent contractors…and Jazmone doesn’t have one because she whines that no one pays her for modeling.  It’s a very funny joke if you’re an accountant or a total nerd.  I’m not an accountant.)

5-7) Three other pretty girls who are pissed off all the time

Natalie Nunn’s friend, Mylin “Mimi” Jensen is just mad

This girl thought she’d get into the house and be the center of attention all the time and run shit.  Problem?  The blond chick has a bigger ass, better body and saw through Mimi’s wannabe instigator game the first day.  Ouch.

BGC 11 Justin Biebers fake girlfriend Mimi without makeup

I’m famous. No, really, I am…but I can’t talk about it. I slept with Rob Kardashian, Justin Bieber and everyone blocks me on Twitter…but a Bad Girl never kisses and tells…

Now, when faced with a problem like this a girl can do one of two things, 1) Join forces and dominate the house 2) Become a boring ass hater

I don’t think I have to say where Mimi wound up…*snooze*

We get it Mimi, you had a “fling” with Justin Bieber…but magically there’s no photos of you and him within 100 miles of each other.  Sounds just about as “real” as Natalie Nunn’s “fling” with Chris Brown…HA.  Girl, it’s not “scandal” if you’re the ONLY ONE TALKING ABOUT IT…

The only reason anyone talks to this chick is because they think she’s got a hook up somewhere to all these celebrities.

Note to self, do NOT play the Mimi Jensen Justin Bieber drinking game…she says “JB” too many times.  I wonder if she didn’t just get drunk and pass out with a bottle of Jim Beam then lie about it…

BGC 11 Washing bras at the laundromat

Pretty sure Sarah’s heart broken that she wasn’t invited to the public laundry mat…not.

I’m not so sure I’d brag about sleeping with Rob Kardashian…and I had to google who the fuck is Dwight Howard (who apparently blocks Mimi on Twitter?)…ok I guess he plays basketball.  I watch reality tv not sports.

Now that I think about it I’m not so sure I’d brag about sleeping with Justin Bieber either…or Chris Brown (especially Chris Brown…HA!)

What sucks is that if Mimi spent half the energy on herself as she did hating on Sarah she might make something of herself after the show instead of scrounging after Natalie Nunn’s breadcrumbs…oh well.

Why Sarah is my Favorite

In the beginning I wasn’t feelin’ blondie.  She said some stupid shit and was annoying as hell with the “let’s hate the new girl” thing…but now that the whole house has turned on her and she hasn’t turned into a crying blob of kissass people pleasing annoyingness, I think I’ve been converted to the Barbie side of the force.

BGC Sarah Oliver without makeup

“Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.” Ok, she didn’t say that.

Damnit. Jazmone was my favorite until she joined the “let’s hate blondie” club.  She’s pretty, graceful and before the mob mentality set in I really thought she was going to be the sophisticated one this season.

She lost me when she let Mimi pay her $100 to lock Sarah in the phone room.

BGC 11 Jazmonet locks Sarah in the phone room for 100 dollars

Just when I thought it was impossible to be fake AND thirsty at the same time…BGC never disappoints!

The funniest part wasn’t that Jaz was that hard up, or that Mimi was that fake, it was that instead of begging to be let out Sarah KICKED THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN.

And THAT’s why Sarah Oliver is my favorite bad girl.

Everyone else just looks like they’re auditioning for a part on The View…

BGC 11 house meeting

Sarah, it’s going to be awkward for you living here because we don’t like you, just go home. $100 says Sarah couldn’t care less and does not feel awkward just because these bitches are hatin’…lol

In fact we can learn a lot from Mimi and Sarah…which is basically the difference between a shit talker and an entrepreneur.

Mimi will meet a guy at the club.  Sarah will get his number, call him and invite him over.

Mimi will talk about getting her hair done.  Sarah will have her stylist make a house call.

Mimi will talk about hooking up with celebrities.  Sarah will get engaged.

In other words Mimi talks and Sarah DOES…

The lesson:

Everyone’s so focused on hating Sarah this season that before they know it the season will be over and the only name anyone will remember is Sarah.

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29 comments on “BGC 11: Sarah Oliver and some girl who slept with Rob Kardashian

  1. Brandy spears
    September 4, 2013

    That’s why Mimi whooped that azzzzz. For such a “strong” girl Sarah did an awful lot of crying once she got her big ass handed to her. She likes to bump her gums til she gets faded the F out.

    • Anonymous
      September 5, 2013

      Omg get a fuckin life nd let me correct your dumb ass arah was whoopin that ass till the bitch started clawin away!!!

      • Shante
        October 5, 2013

        Exactly! And she started clawing after they were both being held. She clearly can’t fight

      • pcofwork
        December 12, 2013

        Sarah was the ONLY stand-out of this season. The rest are only bad when they’re in a pack. Worst season ever!

    • Anonymous
      September 6, 2013

      lol so scratching in pulling hair is now ass whoppin? lol yea right.

    • BGC fan
      September 11, 2013

      The only reason why Sarah looked as if she got “her big ass handed to her” after that fight is because Meme dug her finger nails INTO Sarah’s eyes and yanked down. What you see is the outcome of torn muscle and shit in Sarah’s eye. Nothing more. Meme didn’t punch Sarah and cause it, she didn’t beat her face in and cause it. She just simply stuck her nails in her eye and pulled down. Sarah was all about fighting fair. If you re-watch the fight and actually PAY ATTENTION, you’d notice Sarah did nothing but beat her head in. Every hit landed, as far as I could see. I didn’t notice Meme doing anything but attempting to fight back. Then right at the end when they were about to get broken up was when Meme pulled that bitch move. Just because you have damage that can be seen on your body, doesn’t always mean you lost a fight. I bet Meme had a swollen ass skull after the pounding Sarah gave her, but you just can’t see it.

    • Anonymous
      September 30, 2013

      Mimi Couldn’t Bust A Grape In A Fruit Fight Lmfao Only Reason Why It Seemed Like Sarah Lost Was Because That Gerbal Looking Bitch Mimi Clawed Sarahs Eyes Because Mimi KNOWS That she cant fight !

      • MissUndercity
        January 11, 2014

        “couldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight” …that’s genius!

    • Shawnda Hoskins
      October 10, 2013

      Mimi, definitely did NOT whoop anyone’s ass. She pulled hair & scratched her face. Weak. Shows what you think a “ass whoopin” is. Whaaaack.

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2014

      Sarah most definitely did whoop Mimi’s ass ! Sarah took the dub. Mimi may have brought the claws out but sarah still looked gorgeous after

  2. Lani Garcia`
    September 4, 2013

    Sarah was crying about her hair falling out cause all those scared bitches jumped her instead of fighting her 1 on 1…. and she wasn’t crying after the fight with nasty hoodrat Mimi her eye way bleeding and got scratched so obviously it was watery. Any little irritation to your eyes is gonna make them get watery so get the shit right and pay attention before you talk shit..

  3. Jasmin
    September 4, 2013

    Ok! For one Mimi didn’t whoop her ass she is a p***** she has to use her nails and on top of that she is a bitch she thinks everyone loves her we’ll not me I dislike the nasty b****… Get a life an stop telling everyone you slept with famous people that will not make you famous.. I love blondie she’s real and doesn’t care she a true bad girl!!

  4. Savannah
    September 4, 2013

    F**** Mimi and Sara , glad they got sent home. The rest of the bitches need to stop playing follow the leader.

  5. Laura
    September 6, 2013

    i wasnt a big fan of sarah…but at least she stuck up for herself and doesnt follow everyone around and isnt starstruck b/c mimi slept with justin bieber wtf kind of 24 year old wants to sleep with a 19 year old anyway?

  6. jameya
    September 18, 2013

    Bitch pipe tht shit dwn yu are a bitch and been one since the beginning of season 11 fuck sarah shes a fuvkin lame and meme is my bitch shout out to her we got the same name

  7. Anonymous
    September 18, 2013

    I love sarah mimi needs to shut the hell up bitch you didnt fuck justin bieber get over you mouse lookin whore

  8. Erica Singleton
    September 21, 2013

    Obviously whoever wrote this is either jockin sarah or knows sarah personally. Or maybe it is Sarah. I like Sarah too but not add much as author of this blog.

    • 💝Fitzzy
      September 25, 2013

      Gosh I just adore sarah

      She had the best body in the house
      She spoke her mind quite openly
      (Everyone hated her from the getgo cause of how amazing her body is & gorgeous she is )
      So every little thing she said they wanted to fight & get asshurt

      I mean get the fuck over it and put ice on your ass instead of hating on a girl cause shes on point

  9. Lauren Walker
    October 1, 2013

    People!!! That’s that old school fight. Dig their eyes out! Mimi won sorry. The reason people are on Sarah because she’s white with a black woman’s figure. Elvis anyone? How’re you a king when you never created? Only mj can claim that.. Lol GWH IS WONDERFUL.. FIGURE IT OUT

    • Lisa
      November 13, 2013

      Sarah was my favorite, she was real and took no shit. Mimi was funny but stupid and them other hoes just followers.

    • Kevin spears
      December 9, 2013

      Mimi ain’t win nothin that some fake and trifaline stuff. MIMI raaaatttttcchet

  10. Kevin spears
    December 9, 2013

    Sarh was the baddest girl on the show. If you’all got something against her so what she fronted on y’all or with y’all hmmmmm let me “GUESS” on all y’all haters and if y’all want to pop off, pop off!

  11. #bgcsarah#bootylicous
    December 9, 2013

    Yeah it’s sarah fuck all y’all hating bitches shout out to my fans

  12. Kevinspears
    December 9, 2013

    Haters

  13. hindska
    December 11, 2013

    This documentary on women in captivity never ceases to amaze hahahaha but i agree with everything you said

    • Kevinspears
      December 15, 2013

      What the fuck are you talking abot

      • Kevinspears
        December 15, 2013

        Ignore what I just said didn’t read whole message

  14. tre
    March 22, 2014

    Fab BGC11 BAD GIRL Sarah Oliver You Should Of Won BGASB 2 But Congrats Tiana. #TeamSarah!!!

  15. Anonymous
    April 13, 2014

    ok umm mimi justa wanna- see- a- fight- but -don’t- wanna -be- in- a- fight kinda
    bitch so fuck her

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